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Never say die

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«Never say die» jokes seem never to say die. When General Douglas MacArthur retired from military life in 1951, he declaimed the famous line: «Old soldiers never die-they just fade away». But five-star army generals aren’t the only ones who never say die. Little did MacArthur know that he had started a new trend in suggestive humor?

ü Old statisticians never die. They just get broken down by age, sex, and material status.

ü Old classics never die. First they conjugate. Then they decline (conjugate – спрягать).

ü Old rabbits never die. They just get gray around the temples and balled in the middle.

ü Old truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbilt.

 

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