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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten-I-see!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're a bomb!
Is your name Gillette? You're the best a man can get.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Dyslexia
A dyslexic man walks into a bra..(bar)
Did you hear about the atheist dyslexic? He didn't believe there was a dog. (God)
Dyslexics have more fnu! (fun)
Dyslexics of the world, untie! (unite)
Man, to job applicant, "The spelling in your resume is very erratic. Are you sure you don't have dyslexia? "Applicant, "Have it? I can't even spell it. "
What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexics Association.
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. (Satan)
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?
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