Losing the Human Race. 1. The Egyptians worshiped the god Onassis

1. The Egyptians worshiped the god Onassis. They raped mummies in bandages. Rosetta Stone was the first queen of Egypt.

2. After the second invasion of Greece, the Athenians took refuse on their ships.

3. The chief clause of the Magna Carta was that no free man should be put to death or imprisoned without his own consent.

4. My favorite character in English history is Henry VIII because he had eight wives and killed them all. Henry VIII lived in a two Door castle. During his reign, the head of the church fell into the hands of the King. Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsey that he made him a cardigan.

5. Unfortunately, Marie Ann Twinette was beheaded. After she died, she had very little chance to continue her career. During the French Revolution, many French nobles requested giblets rather than the guillotine.

Quot;I think, therefore I am" was said by the philosopher Day Cart.

7. Karl Marx declared that religion was the opinion of the people.

The Mayflower Compact was a small ship that brought Columbus to America. Columbus knelt down, thanked God, and put the American flag in the ground. Tarzan is a short name for the American flag. Its full name is Tarzan Stripes.

9. America was founded by four fathers. The Declaration of Independence says all men are cremated equal and are well-endowed by their creator. The Constitu­tion of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. The first amendment to the Constitution gives me the right to bare arms.

10. George Washington was a very social man. He had big balls and everyone enjoyed them.

11. Abraham Lincoln lived at the Gettysburg Address. He wrote the exclamation proclamation. His pictures make him look thin and emancipated. Lincoln de­bated Kennedy on TV in 1960. Kenned.v won because he looked good Lincoln had pallor due to his assassi­nation.

12. One of the major events of the twentieth Century was World War I, which made people so sad that it brought on something called the Great Depression. World War II happened when Hitler and the Knotsies had erotic dreams of conquest all over Europe, but Franklin Roosevelt went over there and put a stop to him, Hitler committed suicide in his bunk. World War II ended on VD Day.

13. Martin Luther was born in Germany and had a dream. He went to Washington and told his Sermon on the Monument. Later, he nailed 96 Protestants in the Watergate scandal, which made a new religious and rasial morality in the United States.

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