Salesman of the Year

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager says "Do you have any sales experience."

The kid says Yes I was a salesman back home in Texas.

Well the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up the boss came down.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The kid says "One."

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101,237.64."

The boss says "$101,237.64?" What the hell did you sell?

The kid says "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he needed a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."

The boss said "Did the guy come in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

The kid says "No he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said 'Well your weekend's shot you might as well go fishing."

Advice

A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil a bucket two chickens and a goose.

The farmer looks at his purchases and says "Damn, I walked here. How can I carry all this home."

The livestock dealer said "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket carry the bucket in one hand put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand."

"Hey, thanks," the farmer said and went off.

While walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane."

The farmer said "Well as a matter of fact I live just down the road from there. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady said "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall pull up my skirt and ravish me."

The farmer said "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that."

She replied "Set the goose down cover him with the bucket put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."

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