You broke my brush.

PAOLO: Gretchen! Helga! Attack!

PAOLO: I love your eyebrows.

We'll call them "Frida" and "Kahlo. "

If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx...

That child would have your eyebrows.

Do you want to know a big secret?

- Tell me. - The cucumber does nothing.

Heh heh heh. This is something we make up.

Majesty, Paolo is exhausted...

Because, Majesty, only Paolo can take this...

And this... and give you...

BOTH: A princess.

Better. Much better.

Mille grazie.

Why don't we go and have a wonderful cup of tea?

Si.

CLARISSE: Come, Mia.

[ Playing harmonica ]

Lilly, the car's here!

LILLY: I'm coming!

[ Plays ]

Thanks for the ride. Thank you.

Hey.

What?

Michael, don't always think you can get a ride with us.

Oy.

LILLY: Who destroyed you?

Oh. You think it looks that bad?

You look ridiculous. You should sue.

Well, um... [ Laughs ]

I know it's a little straighter and shorter--

Weirder!

An attractive weirder.

LILLY: No. It's not attractive.

Seat belts, please.

LILLY: What I really can't understand...

You ditched me again yesterday...

When I needed your help on the Greenpeace petition.

This bag! You have one of these bags?

You know we could hock that...

and feed a whole Third World country?

Am I right?

No.

If there are no more passengers...

I think we should close the door.

LILLY: You used to care more about...

What was inside your head instead of on it.

Come on, Mia. Fess up.

I don't know where you are these days...

and now you're turning into an A-crowd wanna be?

You're morphing into one of them!

And who knows, next week...

You could be waving pom-poms in my face.

You sold out!

Was my rear-view mirror fogging up...

or was someone tearing back there?

I'm fine.

Very well. Then I'll go meet your grandmother.

But you should know that...

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Eleanor Roosevelt said that.

Yes. Another special lady like yourself.

I'll be back at 3:00.

Thank you.

She has a hat.

Do you really think wearing that hat...

will keep people from seeing your new Lana-do?

Just because the student population...

might be morally bankrupt doesn't mean they're blind.

Lilly! Just stop it, OK?

Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!

MICHAEL: Ouch. Thank you.

Michael, can you please pretend you have a life...

for just one moment?

Hey, relax. Breathe.

Hee. Hoo. Hee.

[ Playing harmonica ]

What did you just say to me?

You heard me.

I am so sick...

Of you ragging on me all the time...

And always telling me what to do.

I get enough of that from my mother...

and now my grandmother, and I don't need it from you!

I'm not an idiot...

so I know something's going on you're not telling me!

Friends tell, so you know what?

Here is your friendship charm.

I'm taking it off and it's going in the dirt!

Don't do that, OK? Just--Ugh!

All right, just wait.

Why?

I will tell you the truth...

but you're gonna think it's really stupid...

and you're gonna freak.

Try me.

[ Buzzing ]

[ Gasps ] Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up!

Is that all you can say?

I'm sorry I was harsh...

and I don't know what else there is to say.

Will you come on my cable show?

No, I can't. This is a royal secret.

You can't tell anyone. Not even Michael.

Especially not Michael. You are sworn to secrecy.

- Of course. - Secret handshake.

[ Spitting ]

MIA: We might have to think of a new secret handshake.

LILLY: Are you really sure you can run a country?

You can barely keep your goldfish alive...

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