Your Majesty, Lady Jerome has arrived.

and I have the French Consulate's assistant on hold.

He wants to confirm tonight's dinner.

Send my apologies.

Cancel everything for today.

I'm being shown San Francisco...

By a true San Franciscan.

Tell Joseph I'll need the car.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, wait! I want to show you my baby.

It's a she thing and it's all in me

I can be anything that I want to be

Don't consider me a minority

Ladies, help me out...

CLARISSE: I haven't sat in the front seat of a car...

In the longest time.

MIA: By the way...

Thanks for the money for my car, Grandma.

CLARISSE: So, where are you taking me?

MIA: Well, do you have any change?

CLARISSE: It's not appropriate for royalty to jingle.

MIA: OK. I'll get the change.

This one's my favorite!

You put the quarter in and grab his hand.

CLARISSE: I touch that?

Yes, you touch that.

And then you press the button...

And, uh...

And then you just go.

CLARISSE: Looks like Rupert's cousin...

From Liechtenstein.

How do I know when it's ready?

Oh, it'll just go. There you go!

- Go, go, go! - Ow!

CLARISSE: You enjoy this humiliation?

MIA: Well, it's hard the first time...

But you can do it again.

Hold this.

MIA: Oh, come on! You can do it, Grandma!

I'm ready for you this time!

Ready?

Go! It's going! It's going!

Go, go, go, go, go! You're doing it!

You're doing it! Go! Oh, yes!

Hah! Ho!

Got it! Give me five!

- Five? - Five.

Oh!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Mia laughs ]

Oh!

I want one of these!

Just not this one.

So...did my father always want to be a prince?

Oh, yes.

Except once, about 15 years ago...

He seriously considered renouncing his title...

Because he met a lovely artist...

Who showed him wonderful things...

About how life could be...

How he could be.

But?

But he had a decision to make...

And nobody could make it for him.

Not I--though many people thought I did--

Or anybody else.

Phillipe knew that my firstborn...

His brother Pierre, wanted to abdicate...

Which he did, eventually, to join the church.

Your father realized...

That the love he could have for one person--

Or even two--

Could not make him forget the love...

He felt for his country and its people.

It was the hardest thing he ever had to do.

Um...oh...

Do you want a bite of this?

Why not?

Well, here goes.

Why, it's delicious!

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, OK! Let's get another one!

MIA: It's the fastest way back to the Consulate...

but I hate this hill!

I do believe I'm beginning to feel that corn dog.

Uhh! Eh! Ah!

Maybe you can just sneak gently through?

- OK, I'll try. - Good.

CLARISSE: Right. Now, blaze on up.

MIA: I--I got it!

- You've got it. - I got it!

You've got it!

Uhh!

MIA: Oh! I haven't got it!

CLARISSE: Uh-oh! Mia! Brake!

Brake! Look out!

Down here!

MIA: Aah!

- Oh! - Oh!

I need to report an accident.

CONDUCTOR: You didn't hear the bell?!

[ Bell ringing ]

They put me on hold.

Oh, for the love of God!

CONDUCTOR: Put down destruction of public property.

I will, I will. And last, but not least...

Driving without a license.

Accompanied by an adult whose license expired...

Years ago.

I've been trying to tell you, Officer.

Licenses don't expire in Genovia.

Not for the queen.

Don't I have diplomatic immunity?

You do, but her we have to take downtown.

What?

OFFICER: I'm sorry, miss.

It's all right, Officer. I understand.

I...

I understand perfectly.

You do?

Mia, no town, no city, no country...

Can function peacefully...

If its officers and its transportation engineers...

don't follow the letter of the law.

Why, I would be proud...

To have two such fine, honorable gentlemen...

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