Let me grab you lovely one

You all right?

Yeah--oh--I'm fine.

- Going down. - Whoo!

Oh oh bop bop ba dop

Oh oh bop bop ba dop

Oh oh bop bop ba dop

I've never put on pantyhose, but it sounds dangerous.

MIA: Grandma? Is it customary in Genovia...

to imprison your dinner guests with Hermeez scarves?

CLARISSE: It's Hermes.

The scarf is merely a training tool.

Eventually you will learn to sit...

And eat properly without it.

Manners matter.

But enough etiquette for the day.

Now, Genovia does a lot of trade with Spain...

So we prepare for that.

The quickest way to a Spanish heart is dance.

Shall we?

Now tell me, what kind of dancing do you do?

Dancing? Just the normal kind.

You know, like...

Bom chicka bom bom

Bom tss um bom

JOE: I see.

JOE: We have a Genovian alternative.

[ Dance music playing ]

Now, the dances here are very sedate...

Right from the hips. In place.

No bobbing of the head, please.

It's not a doggy on a dashboard.

JOE: Straight up.

Let's practice this here.

Now, this dance is...

between a waltz and a tango, you see?

MIA: It's a wango?

JOE: No.

All right, here we go. Spin out...

and spin into me. Spin into--Uhh!

- [ Gasps ] - OK.

I--No, no, no, no.

JOE: Try again. One more spin.

Very quickly, now pull away.

That's it. Good.

Good attitude. Spin in.

- Good. - I did it?

Grandma, I spun without hurting anyone!

That's very good news.

Spin, spin, spin. Yes, done.

Better. It's coming along.

Now you may go home.

Thank you! See you tomorrow!

Thank you, Joseph.

[ Dance music playing ]

You've been wearing black too long.

P.A.: This is Coach Harbula.

You can sign up now for the Baker Beach Party.

MIA: Oh! Sorry. Sorry.

JOSH: Hey, Bobby Bad!

Sorry.

LILLY: Mia! Are you ready?

Oh, hey. I'm really sorry...

but I can't do it today. I've got a Grandma thing.

I'll call you. Bye.

What? Has your grandma turned into the big bad wolf?

JEREMIAH: Shazam.

Cute, Jeremiah, but a way to a girl's heart...

Is not by treating her like a vending machine.

SPEAKER: Get off the grass!

[ Message repeats in several languages ]

Hi, Adolpho! I'm late!

She's late.

- You're late. - I know.

I'm really sorry about it--

- And where is Paolo? - Send in Paolo.

CLARISSE: Ah! Always prompt.

[ Italian accent ] Regina Mia. Buon giorno.

My assistant, Gretchen and Helga.

CLARISSE: Good afternoon.

We're so pleased you could make yourself available.

Your Majesty.

We won't waste time. Let the work begin.

PAOLO: Ah. Of course.

Where is the beautiful girl?

My granddaughter Amelia.

Aah!

She is gorgeous. Let us take a closer look.

Paolo, we have a limited number of days...

Before the state dinner.

Frizzy, busy, dizzy.

In the best sense.

Oh, I would like it if your ladies...

Would also sign our confidentiality agreement.

Majesty, they know what is a secret, eh?

[ Speaking foreign language ]

CHARLOTTE: Excuse me, Your Majesty.

The Genovian press secretary's waiting for your call.

Oh, yes, of course.

Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave...

And come back and be surprised.

[ Claps hands ]

Charlotte, watch him like a hawk.

PAOLO: Buerste, Helga!

Danke.

So we begin, Principessa, eh?

In Paolo's hands, remember...

You will be beautiful.

You have thick hair.

Heh heh heh.

Like a wolf.

Ow!

Is all right. Heh heh heh.

Do you wear contact lenses?

Well, I have them...

but I don't really like to wear them that much.

Now you do.

You broke my glasses!

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