Four hundred dollars.

[ Horn honks ]

DOC: Yeah, I know. It costs to be cool, huh?

MIA: This is not my day.

I'll do some labor free.

MIA: Thanks, but I'll talk to my grandma about it.

It'll be great.

I'll see you guys later. I gotta be somewhere.

Ooh. "I'll do some labor free."

Heh. You sweet on her?

She's my sister's best friend!

Yeah, that's the hardest place to be.

Between friend and friendlier, huh?

[ Laughs ]

I'm trying to find a way

I'm trying to find a ride...

Your Majesty, the diplomatic pouch has arrived...

and she's here.

CLARISSE: Send her in.

CHARLOTTE: Yes, ma'am.

CHARLOTTE: I need more roses--

red, white, mauve. Mauve!

- Miss Amelia, welcome. - Hi.

Straight ahead to your left.

Her Majesty is ready for you in the library.

CLARISSE: Charlotte, take notes, will you?

Amelia, circle slowly...

So I can evaluate the work to be done.

Amelia!

Does your bad posture affect your hearing?

- Turn. - Oh, sorry.

No, no, no. Slowly, turn.

Slowly. Thank you.

Well, carriage, obviously. Hairstyle.

Complexion...

Stop!

Eyes...lovely...

But hidden beneath bushman eyebrows.

The neck is seemly.

Ears...

Like her father.

Really? They are?

Oh, my! Who has nails like these?

Everybody.

Tomorrow I would like to see clean fingers.

And you will wear stockings.

Not tights, not socks.

And I never want to see those shoes again.

When walking in a crowd...

One is under scrutiny all the time.

So we don't slump, like this.

We drop the shoulders...

We think tall...

We tuck under and transfer the weight...

From one foot to--

No. Princesses never cross their legs in public.

Why don't you just tuck one ankle behind the other...

And place the hands gracefully on the knees.

Aah!

Charlotte, I think it's time for tea.

MIA: Tell me, how does my mother--

Or, really, any person, for that matter--

Go into a parent-teacher conference...

and come out with a date?

Mia, Mr. O'Connell is not married...

he's not living with anyone...

plus he's not pierced, tattooed, or hair-plugged.

Do you realize how rare that is south of Market Street?

Did it ever occur to you...

That if you dated one of my teachers...

It would give the other kids...

license to mock me for the rest of my life?

No, you're right. I didn't, and I'm sorry.

[ Sighs ]

It's just that Patrick--

Mr. O'Connell-- is such a nice man.

He's a real gentleman...

and I haven't met one of those in a long, long time.

OK. It's--it's fine.

I just can't do anything right anymore, can I?

[ Meow ]

BOYS: Come on! Go for it!

- Come on, get her! - In your face!

Aah, aah, aah!

HARBULA: Come on, come on!

Just block one, Mia!

I can't do this. I'm a girl.

What am I, a duck?

No! I mean... You're an athletic girl.

I am a synchronized swimming, yoga-doing...

Horseback-riding, wall-climbing-type girl.

My hand-eye coordination is zero.

All right, you can go again later.

Josh! Get in here.

Yeah, I'm in.

So, I was watching you earlier...

and you're way tense.

You know what I'm saying?

Soft kisses on a summer's day...

You gotta think like the ball. Be the ball.

You gotta stop it, know what I mean?

- Heh? - Heh.

Bring it on.

- Hey, Joe? - Mm-hmm?

I'm turning the back seat into a dressing room...

So I can change into a proper outfit for madame.

Yes, well, don't forget your shoes.

Oh, thanks.

Strange town, San Francisco.

When I purchased the pumps...

They asked if I wanted them wrapped...

Or if I wanted to wear them.

All right, closing.

Ah ah bop bop ba dop

Oh oh bop bop ba dop

Going up.

Oh little bitty pretty one

Come on and talk to me

Aah!

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