4. ' women in politics" workshop postponed; make-up not set
5. STARVING ANGOLANS EATING DOCS, BARK
6. CRACK FOUND IN AUSTRALIA
7. IOWA MAN'S SOON-TO-BE AMPUTATED HAND COULD HOLD KEY TO MURDER
8. ARMLESS MUSICIAN TOUCHES AUDIENCE
9. ONE-LEGGED ESCAPEE STILL ON THE RUN
10. ONE-LEGGED ESCAPEE STILL ON RUN
11. BAR TRYING TO HELP ALCOHOLIC LAWYERS
12. DON'T TIE MY HANDS ON ARMS, REAGAN ASKS RADIO AUDIENCE
13. CRASH VICTIM LEAVES A HOLE IN HER COMMUNITY
14. SHOP SELLS SOUP TO NUTS
15. FIRE OFFICIALS GRILLED OVER KEROSENE HEATERS
16. POLICE SEEK AID FROM PUBLIC IN SLAYING OF MAN
Sometimes the accidental pun turns on a quirk of grammar. Many headlines turn out to be grammatical minefields. Especially within the tight boundaries of a few picas, grammatical bombs can explode in an editor's face:
17. CLINTON VISITS HURT SOLDIERS
18. PREVENTIVE HEALTH SERVICE FOR WOMEN BEING CUT IN HALF
19. TWO CARS COLLIDE, ONE SENT TO HOSPITAL
20. DOCTORS HELP TORCH VICTIM
21. FBI AGENT IN SUBWAY SHOOTS MAN WITH KNIFE
22. 10% OF STUDENTS FAIL CLASSES FOR TRUANCY
23. YOUTH HIT BY CAR RIDING BICYCLE
24. FONDA GIVES POOR EXERCISE, ACTING TIPS
25. ASTRONAUTS PRACTICE LANDING ON LAPTOPS
26. POLICE CAN T STOP GAMBLING
27. $1 MILLION GIVEN TO BETTER SLUMS
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