6. We're launching a new innovation for the first time.
7. After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school department is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of Arthur Harrison to the post.
8. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
9. You gotta remember-nobody's human.
10. Display ad for a monster movie: Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theater.
11. Label found on the bottom of a wind-up kitchen timer: Do not place on or near heat-producing appliances.
12. Inscription on a bathroom scale: Permanently Adjusted.
13. Law office advertisement: Permanent Injuries Last a Lifetime.
14. At a health center: Prescriptions required the following day must be handed in the day before
15. Mr. Carver will remain Director or" the Company throughout the end of the fiscal year, except in the event of his death, in which case he will no longer he Director at the Company.
16. Killing an animal while it is still alive is unacceptable.
17. There is a fundamental difference between male and female homosexuality, which is that the former concerns men and the second women.
18. Standing at the casket of her husband, who was mangled in a car wreck, a grieving widow said, "Oh, Cod, he'd die if he knew he looked like that!"
19. The most important thing in acting is, honesty. Once you've learned to fake it, you're in.
20. A mother warned her son: ’’lf you climb that tree and fall out, don't come running to me!"
21. 2l% of girls left because they had become a mother, as did 8% of the boys.
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