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"Sextra! Sextra! Read all about it!" newspapers seem to blare. It's amazing how lewd, lascivious, licentious, and lecherous are so many of the errors in newspapers and magazines:
1. She is the first blond virgin for a century.
2. The Oregon Republican admits he harassed women but vows not to quit.
3. Jerry Lee Lewis played the piano with his elbow, feet, and any other part of his body available.
4. The Misses Doris, Agnes, and Vivian Jameson are spending several days at the home of their mother. This is the first time in years that the community has had the pleasure of seeing the Jameson girls in the altogether (в чем мать родила).
5. Bronstein, a UNH entomologist, is an expert on insects that bite people in recreation areas (можно понять так: кусают в развлекательные части тела).
6. The bits about masturbation are especially well handled (по-моему, все понятно).
7. In a wanton display of chastity (в наипошлейшей, хвастливой, показушной демонстрации целомудрия), more than 100,000 Southern Baptist youngsters are pledging to abstain from sex until marriage.
8. CHICK ACCUSES SOME OF HER
MALE COLLEAGUES OF SEXISM
Explanation: Los Angeles councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out at City Halt as the "most sexist good-old-boys environment that I've ever been in." (chick в английском сленге означает «цыпочка», «телка», девка, чувиха и т.д.)
9. IDAHO BRIDES CAN’T TAKE HEAVY G.I. TRAFFIC
Explanation; The story is about Idaho bridges, but the printer carelessly dropped a g. (из-за опечатки получилось, что невесты из Айдахо не выдержали огромного наплыва солдат).
10. VIRGIN TO PROVIDE WEEKEND EXCITEMENT
Explanation: Famous runner Craig Virgin will enter the local race.
11. SURGERY EOR BUTTS
Explanation: New England Patriots running back Marion Butts needs an operation (butts – задницы; омонимия с фамилией футболиста).
12. HELEN WILLS MOODY ON 3-WEEK HONEYMOON
Explanation: Tennis champion Helen Wills Moody is on her honeymoon (wills – хочет, желает).
13. BRANDEIS PLAYERS MASTER BATES (звучит как masturbates).
Explanation: Brandeis University defeated Bates College in football.
14. RECORD SOVIET CROP: TURD
Explanation: Crop production was announced by the communist news outlet Trud—creating an accident waiting to happen.
15. FREE VACCINATIONS SOUGHT
FOR EVERY CHILD BY CLINTON
16. SEMINAL ISSUE RESURFACES
IN PRISONER’S SUITS
(Слово seminal многозначно: 1. плодотворный, основополагающий, конструктивный (seminal ideas, seminal cooperation, etc.) 2. имеющий отношение к сперме. Т.е. можно прочесть и так: Сперма снова появилась на тюремных робах).
17. PRIVATES HELD IN SEXUAL ASSAULT
(privates – 1. рядовые (что, по всей видимости, и имелось в виду) 2. половые органы)
18. ADULTS THINK TEENS HAVING
MORE SEX THAN THEY ARE
19. LAY POSITION PROPOSED BY BISHOP FOR WOMEN
(Lay positions здесь означает не позицию в сексе, а светские должности (в отличие от церковных)).
20. BARBARA BUSH TALKS ABOUT HER LIFE,
ABORTION, HOMOSEXUALITY
21. FUMES FORCE HUGE NOGALES EVACUATION
22. WIFE LOSES 86 POUNDS
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