1. The patient is a 32-year-old male who was invoked in an altercation with his ex-wife. He suffered a concussion, black eye, and laceration of the arm. She complained of a stress headache from the incident.
2. Patient's wife hit him over the head with an ironing board, which now has six stitches in it.
3. For his impotence we will discontinue the meds and let his wife handle him.
4. She is quite hard of hearing. In fact, she can't hear at all in the left eye.
5. Her first and only child was born at age 44.
6. The patient is 46-vear-old, single, unemployed, retired Hell's Angel (байкер (biker) из байкерской организации «Ангелы ада»).
7. He states he hit his head on his forehead.
8. The genitalia are normal in experience … I’m sorry … appearance.
9. Chief complaint: Auto/pederast accident. History. The patient as a pederast was struck by an automobile of unknown history (pedestrian).
10. The patient says he feels so wonderful he wonders what to do with it.
11. The patient is a Catholic nun currently in between missionaries (missionary – миссионер, проповедник; in between positions – временно без работы).
12. He was the first of eight children. His father died at seven.
13. She has striking red hair and matching brown eyes.
14. Patient stated that if she would lie down, within two or three minutes something would come across her abdomen and knock her up (to knock smb. up – сделать беременной).
15. He has an allergy to asthma.
16. Patient has chest pains if she lies on her left side for over a year. (Так что же у пациента – боли в груди, длящиеся больше года, или боль появляется, если она пролежит на левом боку больше года?)
17. The patient and her husband are both trying to get pregnant.
18. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night.
(слово hot имеет значения: 1. прям. горячий 2. перен. горячий в смысле темпераментный, сексуально возбужденный).
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