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Here are some explanations for calamitous claims, as received by various insurance company divisions and underwriters. Each is a laugh insurance policy in itself:
1. An airplane hit the house and came in.
2. I was up a tree after a squirrel, and a guy shot at me.
3. Hernia (грыжа) from pulling cork out of bottle.
4. I was crossing the street when a car hit my husband, causing me to break my left foot.
5. Getting on a bus, the driver started before I was all in (т.е. водитель тронулся, когда я еще не вся вошла).
6. While dancing in the navy, someone stepped on my hand.
7. I fell, hitting my right head.
8. I displaced my shoulder swatting a fly.
9. I keep vomiting on an empty stomach.
10. I hurt my leg and ever since have been decapitated (decapitated – обезглавленный; нужно incapacitated – стала инвалидом).
11. I woke up unconscious (я проснулся без сознания).
12. I am sick now from an absence in my head (имелось в виду abscess – абсцесс, опухоль).
13. While waving good night to a friend, I fell out a two-story window.
14. I broke my foot when I jumped from a 10-foot bank to get down in a ditch so I could get up a tree.
15. My downfall was a stairway (downfall – падение во всех смыслах, т.е. крах).
16. I fell from the ceiling at home. Am nervous to work now.
17. Broken uncle (конечно, не uncle, а ankle – лодыжка).
18. I have romantic fever.
19. I was break-dancing, and I think the break broke me.
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