Just watch some tv.

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<i>Aah! Aah!</i>

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Why is the DVR filled

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with "the good wife"

and "the view"?

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I didn't record these.

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These are for lonely women

Who talk to themselves.

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Oh, my God! I'm talking to myself.

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"Single meals for one"?

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"Personal pizzas"?

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"Personal pizzas."

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Jane, you're not wearing

Your running socks.

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Oh, yeah.

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I am bummed, too, glaze,

But Penny wanted it

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To be historically correct

With the 1920s theme, so...

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Grr...

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Ooh, well,

then I'll just go Polish

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The China

in the servants' quarters.

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You don't Polish China.

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'Sup?

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'Sup... with you?

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Shouldn't you be getting ready

for your big party?

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It's already happening.

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Pen. Pen. You okay?

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Like anybody cares.

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Give me the ice cream.

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Okay. Got another one.

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Okay, how did you--

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Ah.

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All right, g-give me

The couch ice cream...

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Ohh.

And let's get you dressed.

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Just leave me alone, Jane.

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Give me the ground ice cream...

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Mnh.

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And let's get you dressed.

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- Go. Go.

- Come on. Let's go.

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Hey, <i>Brad.</i>

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How's it goin'?

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Oh. Where are my manners?

These are my gay friends.

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You know, sometimes you just

Wanna hang out with your peeps.

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Right.

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Anyway, this is Connor.

He's enormous.

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This is Joel. He's silent.

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And this is Steve.

We call him gay Brad.

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No, we don't,

and my name's Ken.

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- And he's Asian.

- He's Asian? Pfft.

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I don't see skin color

Or eye shape.

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Anyway, let's get out

Of here, guys.

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These straight folks

Are bringing me down.

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- Let's go talk about gay stuff.

- Ooh!

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- Gay stuff?

- That's right, Brad.

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Gay stuff. Come on.

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Don't you wish they made

trading cards of designers?

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Ah.

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Ohh. Really, Alex?

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You're gonna serve

that disgusting jambalaya?

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This is a housewarming party,

Not a house-clearing party.

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Boom! Poetry slam.

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Oh, uh, heard you went

Down to the shelter,

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and they wouldn't let you

Have a dog,

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So you had to get a snake

Instead.

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Had to? No, no, no, no.

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I chose Tyler, okay?

Dogs are played out

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with their whole "soft,

cuddly best friend" thing.

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Honestly, on a scale of

Fur to scales, I prefer scales.

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Well, things have been going

Pretty awesome with me, too.

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Been frolfing and jamming,

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And, uh, my song turned out

So great that

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Glaze put it on his web site--

Defglazerecords.com.

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Dot org was taken.

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Been getting tons of hits.

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Don't make a big deal

About it, baby.

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That's awesome.

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Maybe you should play it here

For everyone.

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- Yeah!

- No.

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- Here.

- Bro.

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- No.

- Yeah.

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- Bro.

- Bro.

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I didn't bring my guitar.

I-I can't--

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That's all right. He's got one.

Why don't you ask him?

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Uh, yeah, um...

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Do you really think

I can pull off

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