That was not disclosed to me.

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Some people in the building

Even think this unit is cursed.

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Isn't that crazy?

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As if a condominium could turn

A gal into a sad spinster.

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These cookies are cran-apple.

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Thanks.

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Enjoy.

00:10:16,097 --> 00:10:18,911

Thank you.

See you at the mixer.

00:10:20,441 --> 00:10:22,536

Penny, relax.

This place is not cursed.

00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:23,383

Penny.

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You didn't

Tell me you got a cat.

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He is so cute.

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Aw. You <i>are</i> cute.

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Wait. I didn't get a cat,

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Because...

Cats are for spinsters.

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Is it cold in here?

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I need a housecoat

And a hot tea with lemon.

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Should I get

an AOL e-mail address?

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What's happening to me?!

00:10:40,884 --> 00:10:41,999

So this isn't your cat?

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No!

00:10:44,871 --> 00:10:45,617

Ugh.

00:10:46,991 --> 00:10:48,107

Max, why do we keep watching

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- the same "Lethal Weapon" scene over and over again?

- 'Cause I lost my murtaugh.

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I don't understand

Most of what my friends say.

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Brad doesn't want me

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Joining his stupid

Professional networking group.

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Oh, fuzzy face. Come on.

00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,506

You said you'd watch all these

Richard Gere movies with me.

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I heard "Primal Fear" has

A very cool surprise ending.

00:11:02,842 --> 00:11:03,823

Gere finds out

That Norton was lying

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About his split personality

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And that he murdered

The archbishop.

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Come on. Okay, uh,

what about "Unfaithful"?

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Gere bashes

the French guy's head in

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With a snow globe.

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You're killing me.

00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:12,448

Just like tumors killed

Winona Ryder

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in "Autumn In New York."

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Why are you doing this?

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<i>Hello,</i> Alex!

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Oh, nice socks.

You look like a gay ninja.

00:11:19,361 --> 00:11:21,431

I am gonna go for a run

With Jane.

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Oh! And I called glaze

Earlier.

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Good convo. Tough, yes.

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There were tears

Because of your lies,

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but, uh, I'm gonna go play

Some frolf with him,

00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,327

Make him feel better.

00:11:30,405 --> 00:11:31,621

Well, I wish I could watch

You nerds,

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but I've gotta make more

Jambalaya.

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People are going crazy for it

At the store.

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Really? Women are just going

Crazy for trying on clothes

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and eating hot seafood soup?

00:11:40,512 --> 00:11:42,228

They can't get enough

of that hot seafood soup?

00:11:42,313 --> 00:11:43,508

Yeah.

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I've had the worst day ever.

00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:50,654

Ew.

00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:51,743

Morning started with frolf...

00:11:51,826 --> 00:11:53,256

<i>Dave, glaze, myself.</i>

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- Ohh!

- Ow!

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<i>And since I told Alex</i>

<i>she'd be a great dog owner,</i>

00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:57,717

<i>we went to the shelter,</i>

<i>but turns out</i>

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<i>she's only qualified</i>

<i>to take care of a snake.</i>

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I'm naming him Tyler.

00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,343

<i>Then I stupidly encouraged Dave</i>

<i>to record his song.</i>

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♪ Love times love ♪

00:12:06,264 --> 00:12:09,084

♪ divided by love ♪

00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:11,324

♪ equals love ♪

00:12:11,412 --> 00:12:13,989

♪ to the power of love ♪

00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:15,546

<i>Then it was back to Alex's,</i>

<i>where she wanted to prove</i>

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<i>she could make a fire.</i>

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I'm not... sure

You should be feeding peeps

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To the snake.

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