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That's white, white,
White, white,
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White, white,
White, white, white,
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Black...
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Brown...
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Then wack.
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- Damn, trick.
- Listen, man,
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I'm not gonna be able
To make it to movie night.
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Just gotta work late.
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What? This is, like,
The third time
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You bailed on me in two weeks.
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We never get to hang out
Anymore.
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Dude, it's just getting crazy
over there, you know?
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Is this 'cause I stabbed you?
I said I was sorry.
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You did <i>not</i> say you were sorry.
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I did say-- I said I was s--
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No, you said,
<i>"comme ci comme ca.</i>
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"That was pretty cool
How it went in your leg.
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I thought there would be
more blood."
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That's my version of an apology,
and it's pretty heartfelt.
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Come on. Let's hang out.
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Come on. I don't do well
when I'm alone.
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So...
How's Penny's new place?
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Oh, it's awesome, but you're
Probably allergic to it.
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Listen, Al, I only lied to you
because I didn't have
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The heart to tell you
That your jambalaya
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Is the most disgusting thing
I've ever tasted.
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- No offense.
- Offense.
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Guys, every couple has little
Lies they tell each other.
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I mean, not Brad and me.
We're perfect, but my point is--
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Last year Brad bought
A motorcycle, crashed it,
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And then sold the parts
To his cousin Randall.
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Pfft. (Laughs) I knew that.
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I mean, he is a... wild hog.
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Anyway, you two have a chance
To start over as friends,
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- so why don't you just clean the slate...
- Uh...
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- And just be honest with each other
from now on? - I guess we could try.
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Trust me, you will feel better.
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Okay. Um...
Yeah.
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I never really liked
Your goatee.
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Oh. Didn't-- Was not
Really aware of that.
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Um... okay. Uh, I don't really
Love your favorite perfume.
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I hate your mom.
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Oh, ho ho ho!
Uh...
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Okay. (Chuckles) Well...
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Okay, I think that's a...
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- No. No, no, no.
- Good start for today.
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She wants to play.
I can play.
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All right.
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I'm not really afraid of dogs.
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I was just afraid of what
would <i>happen</i> to a dog
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If you owned one.
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Okay.
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You know those stupid webbed
barefoot running socks?
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They weren't bad
For your calves.
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They were bad for my ability
To want to have sex with you.
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Ohh!
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That's funny.
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Okay. Richard Gere is not
A hurricane Katrina denier.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I just said that to you
so we didn't have to watch
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"pretty woman"
For the 74th time.
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Well, you know
your friend Glazer?
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He didn't actually steal my bra
And sell it on craigslist.
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I just couldn't spend
Another Sunday
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- watching you two play <i>frolf.</i>
- Frolf?
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Frisbee golf.
Frisbee golf.
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Okay, you know that thing
Under your mantel
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That I told you was
a tiny brick closet?
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It's actually
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