That slim-fit James Perse

crew neck t-shirt?

00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,361

As long as I can be there

When you pull it off.

00:17:58,542 --> 00:17:59,795

What's happening here?

00:17:59,897 --> 00:18:01,105

I was just talkin' tees

with my B's,

00:18:01,195 --> 00:18:02,720

who are "G,"

'cause they like "D."

00:18:02,813 --> 00:18:04,813

- Oh, yeah.

- Pound it.

00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,458

No! Gay Brad,

You do not pound Brad Brad.

00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,109

Gays, inside. Go!

00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:10,127

You guys can pound me.

00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:11,504

Why can't I pound

your friends, man?

00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:12,914

Because they're not my friends!

00:18:12,989 --> 00:18:14,284

They're just some guys

I met at the gym

00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:15,790

Who are way too

into the roaring '20s.

00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:17,308

What is going on with you, man?

00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:18,792

- I'm freaking out!

- About what?!

00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:20,106

We used to hang out

all the time, right?

00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,403

And then you got married

To Jane,

00:18:21,496 --> 00:18:23,357

And you got

This big, fancy job.

00:18:23,441 --> 00:18:24,920

I-I barely ever see you

Anymore,

00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:25,997

And the free time

You do have--

00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:27,353

You spend it with other people.

00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:28,368

Dude...

00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:31,301

We're always gonna have stuff

Going on in our lives, man.

00:18:31,399 --> 00:18:34,736

- Well, me, you know, my life.

- Your life's pretty much--

00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:35,553

- Of course.

- Yeah, yeah.

00:18:35,644 --> 00:18:36,908

But you're my riggs, trick.

00:18:36,989 --> 00:18:38,431

I am, ho?

00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:39,563

Come on, fella.

00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:41,604

You know murtaugh would

Never bail on riggs,

00:18:42,442 --> 00:18:44,157

Even when real-life riggs

Gets super racist

00:18:44,246 --> 00:18:45,962

And verbally abusive

Towards his boo.

00:18:46,065 --> 00:18:49,399

I love you the most, man.

Bring it in.

00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:53,516

You sure you're not on the low?

00:18:53,686 --> 00:18:54,946

That's my cell phone, man.

00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:56,556

♪ Love times ♪

00:18:56,656 --> 00:18:57,781

♪ love ♪

00:18:58,324 --> 00:19:00,884

♪ divided by love ♪

00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,827

Look, everyone's having a great time.

♪ equals love ♪

00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,368

What is wrong with people?

00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:05,695

♪ To the power of love ♪

This song is so sad.

00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:08,765

The square root of love

<i>is</i> love.

00:19:09,255 --> 00:19:10,840

♪ Buddha's Christian ♪

00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:12,463

♪ and Jews are black ♪

Here. Try this.

00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:14,857

I put peanut butter in this batch.

♪ ketchup's mustard ♪

00:19:14,933 --> 00:19:16,185

♪ and aspirin's crack... ♪

Ohh.

00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:17,418

There's a little bit

Of horseradish in there.

00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:18,472

Ohh.

Why?

00:19:18,571 --> 00:19:19,177

- What?

- Why?

00:19:19,285 --> 00:19:19,865

O-okay, enough.

00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,239

Uh, Dave, stop, okay?

00:19:21,314 --> 00:19:22,063

♪ Chairs are s... ♪

I love you,

00:19:22,132 --> 00:19:23,305

But that song is really bad.

00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:26,008

Those running socks are hideous,

And frolf is not a sport.

00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,573

- Hey, we have a newsletter.

- Shut up, glaze.

00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:31,170

Dave, all those things

Alex said-- They're true.

00:19:31,274 --> 00:19:33,413

Thank you, Jane.

You see, Dave? What did I--

00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,850

Uh, calm down, Al.

Everything you've done

00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:36,342

In the past few days

Has been pretty stupid.

00:19:36,427 --> 00:19:38,087

You almost burned down

Your apartment.

00:19:38,183 --> 00:19:40,490

And, Penny, oh, my God.

00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:42,661

Is your breakdown sponsored

by Dreyer's?

00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:44,646

Look, you're not gonna turn

Into an old spinster

00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,023

Just because you bought

A condo,

00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:48,495

Which, by the way,

Is not cursed.

00:19:48,585 --> 00:19:49,287

Okay, yeah, Jane?

00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:50,800

Then you want to explain

about all the cats?

00:19:50,903 --> 00:19:54,345

Wait. You found my cats?

I live next door.

00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:56,832

I've trained them to crawl

Into vents and open windows.

00:19:58,161 --> 00:19:59,391

Fair enough. Okay.

00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:01,473

Then what about all the episodes

of "the view" on my tv?

00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:03,164

Uh, you didn't erase those,

did you?

00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,091

'Cause I can't DVR "the view"

At home anymore,

00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:06,505

'cause my DVR is filled

with episodes of "the view,"

00:20:06,594 --> 00:20:07,787

Дата добавления: 2015-11-16