Harry shows a pear and bites it.

The Customer puts the shoe-box on the stall.

C: Well, my husband came here yesterday.
H: Oh, really?
C: Yes. And he bought these shoes.

H: Yes?
C: Well, my husband can’t wear these.
H: Why not? Are they toobig?
C: No.
H: Too small?
C: No!
H: So what’s the problem?
C: They’re not the same color.
H: Not the same color?
C: That’s right.
H: Not the same color as what?
C: They’re not the same color as each other! One of them’s red and the other one’s green.
H: Oh, yes! One of them’s red and the other one’s green.
C: Yes!
H: I see! So which one are you complaining about?
C: Pardon?
H: Which one don’t you like?
C: Look, there’s nothing wrong with the shoes -
H: Good.
C: but they’re not a pair.
H: No, you’re right, madam. They’re not a pear. Thisis a pear.

Harry shows a pear and bites it.

H: Mmm, delicious!
C: I don’t think you’re taking this very seriously.
H: Sorry, madam. Let’s start at the beginning. Your husband bought these shoes.
C: Yes.
H: From me.
C: Yes.
H: And you’re not satisfied with them.
C: That’s right. I’m not satisfied at all.
H: What do you mean, exactly?
C: What do you mean: “What do I mean”?
H: What do I mean what do you mean?
C: Yes.

H: What I mean is this: Are you: (A) “unhappy”, (B) “ annoyed ”, (C) “angry” or (D)” Suicidal ”?

C: Well, I’m unhappy

H: You’re unhappy

C: Yes

H: You’re not annoyed

C: No – well, yes, I am

H: So, you’re annoyed

C: Yes

H: You’re not just unhappy- you’re annoyed

C: Yes

H: But you’re not angry

C: No

H: You’re sure?

C: Yes

H: Oh, you are angry

C: No! I’m sure I’m not angry!

H: You’re not angry.

C: I’m not angry!

H: Well, you look angry to me

C: All right, I’m angry!!

H: You’re angry! Right. But not suicidal

C: That’s right

H: Good. You’re angry!

C: Yes!!

H: Now are you: (A) Very angry, (B) Very very angry, (C) Extremely angry (D) Absolutely furious

C: Look, this is stupid

H: Oh, it’s stupid, is it?

C: Yes, it’s stupid

H: I see. Would you say it’s: (A)Very stupid, (B) Very very stupid, (C) Completely stupid, or(D)Absolutely idiotic?

C: Look, all I want to do is change these shoes

H: Change the shoes? Well, why didn’t you say so? You’re very lucky, madam, because I have here another pair of shoes that are very similar.

C: Now, wait a minute, that’s a red one and a green one as well.

H: You’re quite right. OK, let me change this red one for this green one.

C: Thank you

H: And this green one for this red one

H: Satisfied?

C: No

H: All right, then. I’ll change this green one for this red one…

H: …..and this red one for this green one

C: Look-

H: Just a minute. I’ve got a better idea. Your husband bought this pair of shoes….

H: …so if you buy this pair as well

C: Yes?

H: ….you can have one pair, and your husband can have the other

C: All right. One pair, two pairs. How much is that?

H: twenty pounds

C: 20 pounds. Here you are.

H: No, It’s 20 pounds a pair. That’s 40 pounds

C: 40 pounds?

H: Yes

C: But my husband paid you 20 pounds yesterday

H: Did he?

C: Yes. So, you owe me 20 pounds

H: Do I?

C: Yes

H: Oh, here you are, then

C: Thank you. Good bye!

H: Good bye! er….no…just a minute. Come back!!!!

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