Shopping

The worst nurse

Shopping

13. At the railway station

Mr. Grey: ^\ Hey!|| This ^\train’s ^\late.|| \^fhI’ve been waitinghere for _\/ages!||

Porter: _\Which _/train, sir?||

Mr. Grey: The ^àeight eigh_\teen,| to _\Baker street.||

Porter: The eight eigh_/teen?|| \^fhI’m afraid you’ve made a _\mistake, sir!||

Mr. Grey: A /mistake?|| \^fhMy timetable >says:| “\^fhBaker street /train| àeight eigh_\teen”.||

Porter: àOh, \no, sir!|| The \^fhBaker street >train| >leaves| at àeight \o^[əu] eight.||

Mr. Grey: At ^àeight o^[əu] /eight?||

Porter: You >see, sir,| they _\changed the timetable| at the àend of \April| it’s the ^àfirst of \May to_/day.||

Mr. Grey: ^/Changed that?|| May I _\see the new time_/table?|| What does it /say?||

Porter: It \says:| “àBaker street /train| àeight o [əu] _\eight.||

Mr. Grey: \Hm|…So the _\train _\isn’t late||…\I’m late.||

14. Mike, Myra and Violet.

Myra (smiling): _/Hello, ⁰Mike!||

Mike: _\Hello, _/Myra.|| _\Hello, _/Violet!|| You’re àlooking _\nice,| _/Violet.||

(silence)

Mike: \^fhWould you like some ice -_\cream,| _/Violet?||

Violet: àNo, _\thanks, ₀Mike.|| ^àI’m busy \typing.|| \^fhTalk to me some _\other time.|| I have ^àninety- nine _\pages| to _àtype by \Friday.||

Mike: _àNever /mind.|| \^fhDo you like _/riding, ⁰Violet?||

Violet: Some_/times.||

Mike: \^fhWould you like to come riding with me to_\night, _/Violet?||

Violet: ^àNot to_\night, _/Mike.|| ^-I’m ^àgoing for a \drive| with \Nigel.||

Mike: àWhat about _\Friday?||

Violet: àI’m ⁰going _\climbing| with \Miles.||

Mike: Hmm!|| _\Oh, _àall \right.|| _\Bye!||

Myra: _/Violet,| he’s \^fhput something behind your \typewriter.||

Violet: \^fhIs it something _\nice, _/Myra?||

Myra: \No.|| It’s a ^\spider.||

15. Joyce’s Rolls Royce.

Garage boy: ^àWhat a ^ terrible ^\noise?||

Joyce: _/Eh?||

Garage boy: \^sthWHAT A TERRIBLE ^\NOISE? This is the \^fhnoisiest Rolls _\Royce|| I’ve ever _\heard.||

Joyce: It’s ^àout of ^\oil.||

Garage boy: Out of ^\oil?|| And ^\look!|| The \water is ₀boiling.|| _\Madam,| \^sthRolls Royce isn’t a \toy.|| Perhaps you’ve àspoilt the ^\motor| or even \destroyed it.||

Joyce: How ^\annoying!|| \^fhWhile you’re changing the _\oil|| I’ll \^fhgo and visit my \boyfriend,|| _\Roy.||

16. A mouse in the house.

Mrs.Broun: \^fhI’ve found a ^\mouse.||

Mr.Broun: _/\/Ow!|| You’re \shouting àtoo _\loudly.|| àSit _\down| and àdon’t _\shout.||

Mrs.Broun: I’ve ^àfound a _\mouse| in the ^\house.||

Mr.Broun: A _/brown ⁰mouse?||

Mrs.Broun: ^\Yes.|| A רlittle רround ^\mouse.|| It’s ^àrunning ^\around| in the ^\lounge.||

Mr.Broun: _àOn the _/ground?||

Mrs.Broun: \||Yes. It’s àunder the _\couch| _\now.||

Mr.Broun: Well, /^rhget it ^\out.||

Mrs.Broun: ^\How?||

Mr.Broun: \^sthTurn the couchupside _\down.|| ^àGet it out _\some_/how.|| We רdon’t רwant a _\mouse in our _/house.|| >Ours| is the \^sthcleanest house in the \town.||

17.Snow in October.

Joan: _\/Joe!|| \Joe!|| _/\/JOE!|| _/Hello!||

Joe: _\/Oh!|| \^fhWhat is _\it,| ₀Joan?||

Joan: \^fhLook out of the \window.||

Joe: \No!|| My _\eyes are ₀closed,| and I’m \^fhgoing to go to _|sleep ₀again.||

Joan: \^fhDon’t go to \sleep, _/Joe.|| \^fhLook at the ^\snow!||

Joe: S/now?|| But it’s àonly Oc\tober||. ^àI _\know there is _\no ₀snow.||

Joan: \^fhCome over to the \window, ₀Joe.||

Joe: You’re \joking, ₀Joan.|| There’s àno _\snow.||

Joan: àOk.|| I’ll _àput my coat _/on| and _àgo _/out| and _àmake a _\snowball| and \throw it at your ₀nose, ₀Joe _/Jones.||

18. A Bearded Mountaineer.

Mr.Lear: \^fhLet’s have a \beer here,| _/dear!||

Mrs.Lear: ^àWhat a \good ₀idea!|| They have ^àvery \good _/beer here.|| We ^àcame here _\last year.||

Mr.Lear: The _àatmosphere _/here is àvery _\/clear.||

Mrs.Lear: And it’s \windier then the ₀last ₀year.||

Mr.Lear: àTwo /beers, ₀please.||

Mrs.Lear: ^\Look, _/dear.|| \^fhLook at that mountain\neer| drinking _\beer||.

Mr.Lear: His _\beard is in his \beer.||

Mrs.Lear: His \/beard| has ànearly disap\peared| into his ₀beer.||

Mr.Lear: Sh, _/dear!|| He àmight _\hear.||

Waiter: àHere you /are, ₀sir.|| _\Two ₀beers.||

Mr.Lear: _\Cheers, _/dear!||

Mrs.Lear: ^\Cheers!|| Here’s to the \^fhbearded moun\taineer.||

19. A Pair of Hairbrushes.

M: \^sthI’ve losttwosmall _\hairbrushes, ₀Clair.|| They’re a \pair.||

C: \^fhHave you looked carefully /everywhere?||

M: _\Yes.|| They’re ^\nowhere _/here.||

C: \^fhHave you lookedup /stairs?||

M: _/Yes,| I’ve ^àlooked _\everywhere,| _/upstairs and _\downstairs.|| They àaren’t \anywhere.||

C: _\Hm!|| \^fhAre they /square, ₀Mary?||

M: _\Yes,| they’re àsquare _\hairbrushes.|| Have you \^fhseen them _\anywhere?||

C: \Well,| you’re ^\wearing one of them in your \hair!||

M: ^\Oh!|| Then \^fhwhere’s the _\other one?||

C: It’s over ^\there| under the \chair.||

20. Passports, please.

Officer: _/Passports, ₀please!||

Mr.Tupman: I _\think| I’ve \lost the ₀passports,| _\/Poppy.||

Mrs:Tupman: How _\stupid of you, _/Peter.|| \^fhDidn’t you put them in your /pocket?||

Mr.Tupman: _àHere’s a _/pen…a _/pencil…my _/pipe…a àpost _/card…an _/envelop…a _/stamp…a _\pin…||

Mrs:Tupman: Oh, \^fhstop takingthingsout of your \pockets.|| Per\^fhhaps you put them in the plastic _\bag.||

Mr.Tupman: _àHere’s a news/paper…an _/apple…a _/pear…a àplastic _/cup…a _/spoon…some àpaper _/plates…a àpiece of pork _/pie…a _\pepper ₀pot…||

Mrs:Tupman: Oh, \^fhstop pullingthing out of the plastic _\bag, _/Peter.|| This \^fhpeople are getting im\patient.||

Mr.Tupman: Well, ^\help me, _\/poppy.||

Mrs:Tupman: We’ve \lost our ₀passports.|| \^fhPerhaps we dropped them on the _\plane.||

Officer: Then \^sthlet the otherpassengers _\pass ₀please.||

Mr.Tupman: \Poppy, \^fhwhy don’t you ^\help?|| You רaren’t ⁰being very _\helpful.|| \^sthPut the things in the plastic _\bag.||

Officer: àYour _\name, _/please.||

Mr:Tupman: _\Tupman.||

Officer: \^fhPlease, go up stairs with this _\policeman, Mr._/Tupman.||

21. Happy birthday.

Bob: Hel\lo, _\Barbara.||

Barbara: Hel\lo, _/Bob.|| It’s àmy \birthday to/day.||

Bob: Oh, _\yes! àYour _\birthday!|| ^àHappy _\birthday, ₀Barbara.||

Barbara: _\Thanks, ₀Bob.|| \^fhSomebody gave me this \blouse| for my _\birth/day.||

Bob: \^sthWhat a beautiful \blouse!|| It’s got <\^fhbrown> and <blue> _\butterflies ₀on it.||

Barbara: And \^sthbig black _\buttons.||

Bob: Did _\Ruby buy it _/for you?||

Barbara: ^\Yes.|| And my _\bro/ther| \^fhgave me a _\hairbrush| and a \^fhbook about baby \birds.||

Bob: àI didn’t re\member your ₀birthday, ₀Barbara.|| I’m àterribly _\sorry.||

Barbara: /Well,| ^àyou can >buy me| a \^fhbig battle of _\perfume, ₀Bob!||

Bob: \^fhI’ve got a _\better ₀idea.|| We’ll àget into a _/cab| and àgo to a _\pub| and I’ll \^sthbuy you a battle of _\beer!||

Twilight. [ v-w ]

It ^àis the _\hour| àwhen from the _/boughs||

The ^ànightingales high ^\note his heard.||

It ^àis the _\hour| when àlovers _\vows.||

àSeen \sweet| in ^sth\every whispered word.||

And ^àgentle _\winds| and àwater _\near||

^àMake \music| to the ^àlonely _\ear.||

^àEach ^\flower| the _\dews| have _àlightly _/wet.||

And ^àin the _\sky| the ^\stars are met.||

And ^àon the \wave| is àdeeper _\blue.||

And _àon the _/leaf| a ^\browner hue.||

And _àin the _/haven| the àclear _/ob_\scure.||

So ^àsoftly _\dark| and àdarkly _\pure.||

Which _àfollows the decline of _\day.||

As ^àtwilight \melts| beneath the _\moon away.||

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