Sleeve Rub Change

Selection is in-jogged in the upper quarter of the deck.

Turn top card face up.

Grab the corner of the selection with your index and middle finger and pull the top card with your thumb,

aligning the two. Move your hands towards your biceps and turn your wrist (changing the face of the card).

Everything is done in one natural sequence.

2:31 P.M. – 2,419 words/9 ideas

Still fresh as fuck.

I agree with the fact that being a creative is a really great talent. I mean, I would have definitely not been

here talking to you if I wouldn’t have been creative. I would have probably continued playing soccer, get drafted in

the national team then go on earning a lot of money, women and recognition. Thank you Lord for placing magic in my

hands and not in my feet(that… just sounds wrong).

But there’s also a fucked up side to it(like to any other talent). The other day I was preparing some food for

my friend who came over at my place and while I was coming with the food to the room where he was sitting, I saw him

and the first thing that popped into my head was an image of me stabbing him to death and his reaction to that. Then

I kept wondering how would my life change if I would do that. What would I do with the body? Would I call an ambulance

and tell it was an accident? If I would, will my friend still talk to me afterward? What if - ‘Here’s your food man.’

‘Thanks.’ He replies lively.

And that’s what happens in a span of 3 seconds inside my head. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I really

don’t feel comfortable going into a lot of details about it and to be frank, I don’t even know why I’m telling you this.

Maybe because you’re such a good listener. You haven’t interrupted me not even once ever since I started talking.

You don’t find people like that anymore. I think that’s why I trust you so much. I know, I know. I love you too.

(If by any chance my girlfriend has gone through the trouble of reading up until now, I want you to know darling

that I love you. Now stop reading and come and kiss me. It will make my day, I’m sure).

Court Cards

(prepare yourself)

For the following, while reading, take the respective cards out and examine them if you want to check whether

what I’m saying makes any sense or not. I’m really tired and really bored, and when these two come into combination,

only something like this can come out of my head.

JC - gay guy holding a dildo.

JS - a musician.

JD - is that a snake going for his mouth or a dick?

KD - a dwarf.

KS - just what the fuck are those things from his chin. You better not say it’s a beard. They look like extra

nipples.

KC - looks like a man that rides a horse.

KH - the gay, youngest son of a family (I mean, look at his right hand). Or maybe a head massager. Either the

one or the other, just saying.

QH - tired, fat, probably pregnant. Looks like a women that either carries the name of Helga or Margaret.

QS - fierce, powerful, smart; young, beautiful, dangerous.

QC - OMG! IT’S HELGA! She wants us to eat her flowers!!!

QD - the little sister of the family, cute, pure, kind.

AS - have you guys seen the eye from above her head? Or the snake? around her umbrella? Are those

grapes in her left hand and is that a fur coat next to her neck? Is she in space? If not, what’s with the stars? Who

the fuck made the drawing? I want to know then call his dealer.

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