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A �serviette’ is what the inhabitants of Pardonia call a napkin. This is another example of a �genteelism’, in this case a misguided attempt to enhance one’s status by using a fancy French word rather than a plain old English one. It has been suggested that �serviette’ was taken up by squeamish lower-middles who found �napkin’ a bit too close to �nappy’, and wanted something that sounded a bit more refined. Whatever its origins, �serviette’ is now regarded as irredeemably lower class. Upper-middle and upper-class mothers get very upset when their children learn to say �serviette’ from well-meaning lower-class nannies, and have to be painstakingly retrained to say �napkin’.
Dinner
There is nothing wrong with the word �dinner’ in itself: it is only a working-class hallmark if you use it to refer to the midday meal, which should be called �lunch’. Calling your evening meal �tea’ is also a working-class indicator: the higher echelons call this meal �dinner’ or �supper’. (Technically, a dinner is a somewhat grander meal than a supper: if you are invited to �supper’, this is likely to be an informal family meal, eaten in the kitchen – sometimes this is made explicit, as in �family supper’ or �kitchen supper’. The uppers and upper-middles use the term �supper’ more than the middle- and lower-middles). �Tea’, for the higher classes, is taken at around four o’clock, and consists of tea and cakes or scones (which they pronounce with a short �o’), and perhaps little sandwiches (pronounced �sanwidges’, not �sand-witches’). The lower classes call this �afternoon tea’. All this can pose a few problems for foreign visitors: if you are invited to �dinner’, should you turn up at midday or in the evening? Does �come for tea’ mean four o’clock or seven o’clock? To be safe, you will have to ask what time you are expected. The answer will help you to place your hosts on the social scale.
Settee
Or you could ask your hosts what they call their furniture. If an upholstered seat for two or more people is called a settee or a couch, they are no higher than middle-middle. If it is a sofa, they are upper-middle or above. There are occasional exceptions to this rule, which is not quite as accurate a class indicator as �pardon’. Some younger upper-middles, influenced by American films and television programmes, might say �couch’ – although they are unlikely to say �settee’, except as a joke or to annoy their class-anxious parents. If you like, you can amuse yourself by making predictions based on correlations with other class indicators such as those covered later in the chapter on Home Rules. For example: if the item in question is part of a brand-new matching three-piece suite, which also matches the curtains, its owners are likely to call it a settee.
Lounge
And what do they call the room in which the settee/sofa is to be found? Settees are found in �lounges’ or �living rooms’, sofas in �sitting rooms’ or �drawing rooms’. �Drawing room’ (short for �withdrawing room’) used to be the only �correct’ term, but many upper-middles and uppers feel it is bit silly and pretentious to call, say, a small room in an ordinary terraced house the �drawing room’, so �sitting room’ has become acceptable. You may occasionally hear an upper-middle-class person say �living room’, although this is frowned upon, but only middle-middles and below say �lounge’. This is a particularly useful word for spotting middle-middle social climbers trying to pass as upper-middle: they may have learnt not to say �pardon’ and �toilet’, but they are often not aware that �lounge’ is also a deadly sin.
Sweet
Like �dinner’, this word is not in itself a class indicator, but it becomes one when misapplied. The upper-middle and upper classes insist that the sweet course at the end of a meal is called the �pudding’ – never the �sweet’, or �afters’, or �dessert’, all of which are déclassé, unacceptable words. �Sweet’ can be used freely as an adjective, but as a noun it is piece of confectionary – what the Americans call �candy’ – and nothing else. The course at the end of the meal is always �pudding’, whatever it consists of: a slice of cake is �pudding’, so is a lemon sorbet. Asking: �Does anyone want a sweet?’ at the end of a meal will get you immediately classified as middle-middle or below. �Afters’ will also activate the class-radar and get you demoted. Some American-influenced young upper-middles are starting to say �dessert’, and this is therefore the least offensive of the three – and the least reliable as a class indicator. It can also cause confusion as, to the upper classes, �dessert’ traditionally means a selection of fresh fruit, served right at the end of a dinner, after the pudding, and eaten with a knife and fork.
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