How to live without basic inventions

Dear diary, I’m fed up with technology, I’m abandoning technology. It’s bad to nature from me. The only invention I’ll keep using is you, my dear diary so that you can teach everyone how to live without basic inventions.

Day one: electricity. I’ve turned off the power. No microwave, TV, lights or telephones. I disconnected my phone. I spent the day writing letters to friends and family only to realize that I could not apply a stamp – glue is an invention.

Day two: shelter. Still I’m surrounded by inventions: furniture, paint, even the ceiling. I’m abandoning my home. I didn’t lock the door because keys are an invention. I’ve since found a more natural uninvented habitat – a cave. It’s been two days and my body has developed a disgusting odor. I forgot that soap is an invention.

Day three: food. My plan was to eat right from the can but then I realized that the tin can was invented in 1810. Without food I’m forced to hunt and gather but without guns, a bow and arrow or even a steel knife all I can do is throw rocks at stuff. I’m so hungry, diary. I saw a man cook and eat his shoe in a movie once. I considered this option before realizing my shoe is yet another invention as are my clothes.

Day four: naked. The nights are cold. Fire is natural, but a campfire is an invention. I’m freezing my butt off, diary.

Day… day? I don’t know. Diary, I’ve invented the twenty first century invention: free life. This is how it was meant to be. I don’t need anything or anyone except paramedics and some twenty first century medical attention. Done.

Дата добавления: 2015-07-21