The worst skeleton in your family closet is. . .

- Your dotty auntie Meryl is actually a psychotic transsexual called Merle. And he’s really your father. And he’s been on Death Row for eating the rest of his children. And he escaped last night

- Your mum had an illegitimate son who wound up in the lunatic asylum

- Your sister once ran over a stray cat on the way home from cheerleader practice

- Your businessman dad built a new shopping mall over a sacred Indian burial ground

If you could choose your ideal summer holiday, what would it be?

- Two weeks exploring museums and art galleries in Paris, France

- A weekend trip to an abandoned Mafia lodge in the hills beyond town

- Hanging out at home throwing crazy parties at your parent's home

- Shooting a home-made documentary about an unsolved murder while camping in the forest

A newsflash warns that a serial killer is stalking your neighbourhood. What do you do?

- Organize a vigilante party to storm through the town and flush out the culprit

- Decide to throw a drunken party which involves you skinny-dipping alone in a woodland lake

- Shrug, open another beer and turn the channel over to the sports report

- Pack your bags, gather up the family and burn rubber out of town

Tricia-Sue and Chuck went off to fetch more beer simply ages ago and they’re still not back. Plan of action, please.

- Sit tight with the lights on. They’re probably just neckin’ some place

- Sit tight with the lights out. And tell ghost stories while you’re waiting

- Call the cops, quick. And lock all the doors and windows

- Suggest everyone splits up to search for them. You look in the basement

Whoops! A hooded maniac is chasing you through the corridors of your deserted high-school. What do you do now?

- Stop dead in your tracks and try to reason with the killer. Maybe the guy just needs a sympathetic shoulder to cry on

- Dash into a drama classroom full of creepy costumes draped on coat hangers, shrieking at the top of your lungs

- Sprint out the door onto Main Street and take refuge in the busy soda-store across the road

- Run whimpering into the cavernous school gym and then freeze like a rabbit in the headlights

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