Oompa-Loompas Sing

The most important thing, That we’ve ever learned, The most important thing we’ve learned, As far as children are concerned, Is never,
never let them near, The television set, Or better still just don’t install, The idiotic thing at all, Never, never let them, Never, never let them,
Never, never let them, Never, never let them, It rots the senses in the head, It keeps imagination dead, It clogs and clutters up the mind, It makes a
child so dull and blind, So dull, so dull, He can no longer understand, A fairy tale, a fairyland, A fairyland, a fairyland, His brain becomes as soft
as cheese, His thinking powers rust and freeze, He cannot think, he only sees. Regarding little Mike Teavee, We very much regret that we, Regret that
we, Shall simply have to wait and see, Wait and see, wait and see, Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see, We very much regret that we, Shall simply
have to wait and see, If we can get him back his height, But if we can’t, It serves him right.

Willy Wonka

Ooh, somebody grab him.

Mike

Help me. Help me.

Willy Wonka

Oh, thank heavens. He’s completely unharmed.

Mr Teavee

Unharmed? What are you talking about?

Mike

Just put me back in the other way.

Willy Wonka

There is no other way. It’s television, not telephone. There’s quite a difference.

Mr Teavee

And what exactly do you propose to do about it?

Willy Wonka

I don’t know. But young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad. Ah! Let’s go put him in the taffy puller.

Mr Teavee

Taffy puller?!

Willy Wonka

Hey, that was my idea. Boy, is he gonna be skinny. Yeah. Taffy puller. I want you to take Mr Teavee and his… little boy, up to the taffy
puller, okay? Stretch him out. On with the tour. There’s still so much left to see. Now, how many children are left?

Grandpa Joe

Mr Wonka, Charlie’s the only one left now.

Willy Wonka

You mean, you’re the only one?

Charlie

Yes.

Willy Wonka

What happened to the others? Oh, my dear boy, but that mean’s you’ve won. Oh, I do congratulate you. I really do. I’m absolutely delighted.
I had a hunch you know, right from the beginning. Well done. Now, we mustn’t dilly, or dally. Because we have an enormous number of things to do
before the day’s out. But luckily for us, we have the great glass elevator to speed things al... Speed things along. Come on.

Charlie

Up and out? What kind of room is that?

Willy Wonka

Hold on. Oh, my goodness. We’re gonna need to go much faster, otherwise we’ll just never break through.

Charlie

Break through what?

Willy Wonka

I’ve been longing to press that button for years. Well, here we go. Up and out!

Grandpa Joe

But do you really mean...?

Willy Wonka

Yeah, I do.

Grandpa Joe

But it’s made of glass. It’ll smash into a million pieces.

Mrs Gloop

Augustus, please, don’t eat your fingers.

Augustus

But I taste so good.

Violet

Look, Mother. I’m much more flexible now.

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