Grandpa George

She’s even worse than the fat boy.

Charlie

I don’t think that was really fair. She didn’t find the ticket herself.

Grandpa Joe

Don’t worry about it, Charlie. That man spoils his daughter. And no good ever comes from spoiling a child like that.

Mr Bucket

Charlie, your Mum and I thought... maybe you wanna open your birthday present tonight.

Mrs Bucket

Here you are.

Charlie

Maybe I should wait till morning.

Grandpa George

Like hell.

Mr Bucket

Pop.

Grandpa Joe

All together, we’re three hundred and eighty-one years old. We don’t wait.

Mrs Bucket

Now, Charlie, you mustn’t feel too disappointed, you know, if you don’t get the...

Mr Bucket

Whatever happens, you’ll still have the candy.

Grandpa Joe

Ah, well. That’s that.

Charlie

We’ll share it.

Grandpa Joe

Oh, no, Charlie. Not your birthday present.

Charlie

It’s my candy bar, and I’ll do what I want with it.

Mrs Bucket

Thank you, darling.

Mr Bucket

Thank you, Charlie.

Grandma Josephine

Bless you.

Grandpa Joe

All right, let’s see who found it.

Mr Bucket

The third ticket was found by Miss Violet Beauregarde.

Mrs Beauregarde

These are just some of the two hundred and sixty-three trophies and medals my Violet has won.

Violet

I’m a gum chewer, mostly, but when I heard about these ticket things I laid off the gum, switched to candy bars.

Mrs Beauregarde

She’s just a driven young woman. I don’t know where she gets it.

Violet

I’m the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer. This piece of gum, I’m chewing right at this moment, I’ve been working on for three months solid.
That’s a record.

Mrs Beauregarde

Of course, I did have my share of trophies, mostly baton.

Violet

So it says that one kid’s gonna get this special prize, better than all the rest. I don’t care who those other four are. That kid, it’s gonna be me.

Mrs Beauregarde

Tell them why, Violet.

Violet (on TV)

Because I’m a winner.

Grandma Josephine

What a beastly girl.

Grandma Georgina

Despicable.

Grandpa George

You don’t know what we’re talking about.

Grandma Georgina

Dragonflies?

Man on TV

But wait, this is just in. The fourth golden ticket has been found by a boy called Mike Teavee.

Mike

All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates, offset by the weather and the derivative of the Nikkei Index. A retard could figure it out.

Mr Teavee

Most of the time I don’t know what he’s talking about. You know, kids these days, what with all the technology...

Mike

Die! Die! Die!

Mr Teavee

Doesn’t seem like they stay kids very long.

Mike

In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar.

Press Man

And how did it taste?

Mike

I don’t know. I hate chocolate.

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