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и понесем каяк на Дмитровскую. В самом деле, в 9:30 утра на
Тимирязевскую подъезжает электричка, и из нее вылезает каяк -
красивый, голубенький. С ним - Надя и Ваня, хозяин каяка, ее
провожает. Понесли мы с Ваней каяк за ручки, и вдруг я понимаю
- весла-то не видно!! Говорю - весло где?? А Надя - Аааа!!
Забыли! До электрички 30 минут, дальше до нужной станции -
только после перерыва. Надя берет деньги, бежит за машиной, мы
несем каяк дальше.
Приносим на Дмитровскую, встречаем Сашу Тониса и решаем,
что мы с Сашей несем 2 наших байды - Ласточки 11 плюс каяк на
место, а Надя уж как-нибудь доберется, потому как ясно, что она
не успевает на электричку.
Садимся в поезд - он до Шаховской, мимо кучи всего - в том
числе даже Дедовска, Истры и Моих Снегирей (вот это
наглость...). Почему-то весь народ пьян в жопу, будто уже
первое мая. Какой-то мужичок что-то напевает про пизду (прошу
прощения!) и еще про что-то между ног. Весело, в общем. Ходит
еще мужик с газетами да говорит, мол, "специально для людей,
едущих на пластмассовой лодке, газета "Отдохни"...", и т. д.
Ладно. Доехали до Холщевиков, собираемся выгружаться, а
тут сосед говорит, что эта дверь не открывается. Мы, блядь, с
этим каяком, мать его перетак, хреначим через весь вагон к той
двери.
Выгрузились. Жара. Повинуясь внезапному порыву, я громко
восклицаю: "Пиздоблядомудохуй!!!!!!!" Поход начат.... (мой
друг, коллега и оппонент по многим вопросам Костя Сонин
называет это "савватеевщина в ее ненаучном проявлении".
Впрочем, тем, кто не знает, что подразумевается под
савватеевщиной в ее научном проявлении, понять аромат этого
эпизода сложно.)
Прем этот каяк по дороге, потом через деревни. Всего до
Малой Истры километров 6-7. Находим мост, где забили стрелку с
Надей. Тут минут через 15 и она подъезжает, на этот раз с
веслом! Успела на последнюю электричку до Дедовска, потом
мужика застопила - он ее довез (правда, за денежки).
Ладно, собрались, поплыли... Не прошло и 300 метров как
Надя на своем каяке переворачивается. Дело в том, что у нее
хуевое весло (в дальнейшем - кодовое название) - оно
перекручено не в ту сторону, в которую Надя привыкла и не
разбирается. Вытаскиваем каяк, выливаем воду. Местные ребятишки
смотрят. Плывем дальше, через 10 метров Надя переворачивается
снова. Опять та же ебля с пляской - каяк застрял, тяжелый, хуй
вытащишь!
В дальнейшем в каяк сел я, посадив Надю в свою Ласточку.
Устаканилось. Но тут дети стали в нас кидаться палками, а и
без того идти непросто! Я пару раз их попросил, потом обещал
всех выебать - затихли... Плывем, потом решили пожрать и
подклеить Сашину Ласточку - она подтекала по заплатке. Развели
костер. Начала гореть трава. Ничего сделать не смогли - все
полыхает! Я, конечно, мудак - как я не сообразил?? Съебались
оттудова, наскоро заклеив Ласточку изолентой.
Но она все равно течет! А тут Надя перевернулась в
Ласточке! Говорит, у нее в этот день плохая звезда была.
Вытащили, пожрали без костра. Уже 5 вечера, а нихуя не
проплыли! Саша заклеил Ласточку. Мат стоит, хоть топор вешай.
Все же поплыли, и плыли на этот раз долго - часа полтора.
Какой-то санаторий, плотина. Наде пора в Москву. Она забирает
мою Ласточку, а мы плывем дальше. Без приключений доплыли до
Истры, проплыли вверх до моста, собираемся...
Вдруг я понимаю, что каяк, который мы по договоренности
должны доставить на место, неясно куда нести - Надя не оставила
адрес и телефон!! И мы забыли. Стали махать подряд всем
электричкам - мол, слезайте живо, бегите к нам, в надежде, что
Надежда поймет. Хуй! Как выяснилось, нихуя она не поняла! Но
это выяснилось лишь днем позже.
Потом несколько электричек подряд идут, думаю, пиздец,
ждать нам потом не дождаться. Слышим, очередная - уже к мосту
подъезжает. Говорю - бежим!!! Хватаю каяк, бегу с ним в гору,
за мной Саша с охуенным рюкзаком! Я чуть не сунул каяк под
поезд, но успел перебежать, а Саша не успел.. Я имею в виду, он
не стал перебегать, но я каяком держал дверь электрички - и
Саша вскочил в нее. Заебись!!!
На Дмитровской звоню Наде, а ее еще нет! Мама говорит,
нужна платформа Бескудниково, едем туда, предварительно неся
каяк обратно на Савелку. Звоню оттуда, оказывается, нужно
Дегунино! Ебать весь мир!!! Уже ближе к 23:00, электрички почти
не ходят. Но повезло, доехали, там Ваня встретил и забрал каяк.
Вот такой походец вышел. Как вам? Нам - понравилось!
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<font=3><b>Just for Kids</b></font><br>
<UL>
<LI><a href="#12"><b>How old should you be to learn to kayak?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#13"><b>What kinds of kayaks do you make for kids?</b></a><br>
</UL>
<font=3><b>Touring</b></font><br>
<UL>
<LI><a href="#18"><b>What is the weight capacity of a touring kayak?</b></a><br>
</UL>
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<font=3><b>Getting Started</b></font><br>
<UL>
<LI><a href="#7"><b>Besides a kayak, what else will I need to get started?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#8"><b>How do you choose a paddle?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#16"><b>What should you take with you when you go kayaking?</b></a><br>
</UL>
<font=3><b>Learning the Art of Kayaking</b></font><br>
<UL>
<LI><a href="#2"><b>Is it hard to learn to kayak?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#9"><b>How do you find a kayaking instructor?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#10"><b>What skills will I learn in my kayaking lessons?</b></a><br>
</UL>
<font=3><b>Making the Big Decision</b></font><br>
<UL>
<LI><a href="#3"><b>How can I try kayaking to see whether I like it?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#6"><b>How much does a kayak cost?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#19"><b>Where can I find a Perception retailer?</b></a><br>
</UL>
<font=3><b>Places to Go, People to Meet</b></font><br>
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<LI><a href="#14"><b>Where can I go kayaking?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#15"><b>How can I find a kayaking club?</b></a><br>
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<font=3><b>Boat Care & Feeding</b></font><br>
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<LI><a href="customize_kayak.html"><b>How do I go about customizing my kayak?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#18"><b>How should you store a kayak?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="care_feeding.html"><b>What's the proper way of taking care of my kayak?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#17"><b>How do you get the kayak on top of your car rack? Can I load it by myself?</b></a><br>
</UL>
<font=3><b>About the Kayaks</b></font><br>
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<LI><a href="#1"><b>What are the differences between whitewater kayaking, sea kayaking and open top kayaking?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="kayak_materials.html"><b>What are kayaks made of anyway?</b></a><br>
</UL>
<font=3><b>Just Curious</b></font><br>
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<LI><a href="../kids/kk5.html"><b>What do all these kayak terms mean?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#4"><b>Aren't you afraid of getting stuck in the kayak?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#5"><b>Do you have to know how to eskimo roll the kayak to go kayaking?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="#11"><b>Do you have to be able to swim to kayak?</b></a><br>
<LI><a href="ergonomics.html"><b>What in the heck is an ergonomist?</b></a><br>
</UL>
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<b>What are the differences between whitewater kayaking, sea kayaking and open top kayaking?</b>
<br>
<p>Whitewater kayaks are used for swift water such as rivers. Whitewater kayaks are short
and designed to turn quickly, so you can maneuver quickly. Touring kayaks (aka sea kayaks, open water kayaks) are much longer than whitewater kayaks. They are designed for large bodies of open water such as bays or ocean paddling. They are effective in paddling through waves and move straight forward efficiently, but do not turn as easily as whitewater kayaks. Open-Top kayaks have no cockpit to sit inside. Some open top kayaks are used for surfing ocean waves. Other open-top kayaks are used as a platform for swimming, snorkeling, scuba diving or sunning. Just think of them as big toys!<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br>
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<b>Is it hard to learn to kayak?</b>
<br><br>Kayaking can be as challenging or as easy as you choose it to be, depending on your
choice of water sites. You can learn the basics for decked kayaking in protected waters in
just a few hours. It's usually best to take a class with a qualified instructor, to get started
quickly and safely. With a few basic paddle strokes and some safety skills, you'll be on
your way!<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br>
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<b>How can I try kayaking to see whether I like it?</b>
<br><br>Many paddling shops will sponsor <a href="../../html/kids/kk4.html#demo">demo days</a> on protected water in warm weather.
This is a chance to <a href="../../html/kids/kk4.html#demo">test drive</a> a wide variety of kayaks to see how you like it. Paddling
clubs may have open houses or events to introduce people to kayaking. You can rent
kayaks at many paddling shops and outfitters. Remember, never kayak alone. Taking an
introductory lesson can also be a great opportunity to try kayaking and meet kayakers
who are just starting out.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>Aren't you afraid of getting stuck in the kayak?</b>
<br><br>Many people are afraid of this...until they try kayaking! If you paddle a decked boat and
wear a <a href="../../html/products/gear/sprayskirts.html">sprayskirt</a>, you learn quickly that you'll fall out of the kayak when you pull the
loop on your spray skirt. In fact, learning to stay in the kayak is an acquired skill! As you
feel more and more comfortable in the kayak, you outfit your kayak with foam for a snug
fit which makes it easier to <b>roll</b> -- righting the kayak from the upside-down position.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>Do you have to know how to eskimo roll the kayak to go kayaking?</b>
<br><br>Eskimo rolling is a great safety skill. For challenging conditions, such as whitewater or
kayaking in large ocean swells, it is important to learn to roll. However, you can enjoy
kayaking in less challenging conditions before your roll is perfected. You will normally be
introduced to the roll when you take a basic kayaking class. Most people require
additional rolling practice or lessons to learn this skill. Rolling is based more on balance
and coordination than on strength. With patience and practice, rolling is not difficult to
learn.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>How much does a kayak cost?</b>
<br><br>Perception manufactures rotomolded polyethylene kayaks, which are very durable and
cost substantially less than composite kayaks. Suggested retail prices for Perception
polyethylene kayaks range from $399 for the <a href="../../html/products/boats/aquaterra/sport/keowee.html">Keowee</a> up to $1200 or so for a touring kayak such as the <a href="../../html/products/boats/aquaterra/touring/chinook_nw.html">Chinook Northwest</a>.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>Besides a kayak, what else will I need to get started?</b>
<br><br>For whitewater kayaking, you will also need a <a href="../../html/products/gear/paddles.html">paddle</a>, a <a href="../../html/products/gear/helmets.html">helmet</a>, a <a href="../../html/products/gear/pfds.html">Personal Flotation
Device (PFD)</a>, a <a href="../../html/products/gear/sprayskirts.html">spray skirt</a> (for decked kayaks) and <a href="../../html/products/gear/flotation.html">flotation bags</a>. For touring or sea
kayaking, you'll need a <a href="../../html/products/gear/paddles.html">paddle</a>, a <a href="../../html/products/gear/pfds.html">PFD</a>, a <a href="../../html/products/gear/sprayskirts.html">spray skirt</a> and <a href="../../html/products/gear/flotation.html">flotation bags</a>. Sport and
recreational kayakers (Keowee-type kayaks and open tops) will need paddles, PFDs and
flotation too. (Spray skirts are optional for sport kayaks.)<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>How do you choose a <a href="../../html/products/gear/paddles.html">paddle?</a></b>
<br><br>If there was a definite answer, we'd give it to you. But the fact is, choosing a paddle is
largely a matter of personal preference. Our best advice? Try a number of different paddles
and stick with the one that feels best.<br>
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Here are some general rules of thumb that may help your decision. Keep in mind, a paddle
is an extremely important piece of gear that can make or break the pleasure of a full day on
the water. So take the time to decide what works best for you...<br>
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When choosing a <a href="../../html/products/gear/paddles.html">whitewater paddle</a>:
<ul>
<li>Shorter paddles work best for beginning boaters, squirt boaters, rodeo
playboating, and shallow creeking.
<li>Longer paddles work best for advanced boaters or when you need more power on big water.
<li>If you're paddling a <a href="../../html/products/boats/perception/class_v/torrent.html">Torrent</a> (which is wider than decked whitewater kayaks), you'll need a longer paddle (210+ cm).
</ul>
When choosing a <a href="../../html/products/gear/paddles.html">touring paddle</a>:
<ul>
<li>Paddle size is highly dependent on boat size. Wider boats often work best with longer paddles.
<li>Open top kayaks are often easier to paddle with a longer paddle.
<li>If you paddle fast (i.e., a high stroke rate), a shorter paddle may be more efficient.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a>
</ul><br>
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<b>How do you find a kayaking instructor?</b>
<br><br>Your local Perception/Aquaterra dealer is the best source of information on qualified instructors in your area. You may also contact the American Canoe Association for information, or the American Red Cross. When selecting an instructor, be sure to ask
about class size and the student:instructor ratio. Ask where the class will be taught, in what water conditions. Look for an instructor that is experienced, and one that carries
liability insurance. (Liability insurance companies generally review the instructor's
credentials prior to issuing insurance, so this is one indicator of competency.) Instructors
are generally certified as either whitewater or sea kayaking instructors by the American
Canoe Association. Talk to the instructor to be sure that you feel comfortable with the
individual, and that you will be able to progress at a pace with which you feel comfortable.
Ask the instructor for names of past students as references. A good instructor will help
you feel comfortable and make learning to kayak FUN!<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br>
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<b>What skills will I learn in my kayaking lessons?</b>
<br><br>First you learn how to get in and out of the boat. You practice on land, then in a pool,
lake or protected water. One of the first things you will learn is how to <b>wet exit</b> or get
out of a capsized kayak. This is generally taught early in the lesson because once you try
it, you'll see how easy it is. As a result, you'll feel more comfortable and confident as you
learn basic paddle strokes, paddling safety and water reading techniques.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>Do you have to be able to swim to kayak?</b>
<br><br>No, but it helps. Mostly it's helpful because people who know how to swim are more
comfortable in and on the water. Even if you can swim, you should always wear your
<a href="../../html/products/gear/pfds.html">Personal Flotation Device (PFD)</a> while kayaking.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>How old should you be to learn to kayak?</b>
<br><br>According to Peter Kennedy, Director of Adventure Quest/Team Adventure in Vermont,
<blockquote>
Kids from nine to twelve years are at the ideal age to gain the best results. Young people
in this age group have generally grown enough to fit smaller kayaks well and have
developed the attention span, physical attributes, and fine motor skills necessary to see
rapid progress in their skills development. Kids at this age are also mature enough to deal
with the solo aspects of the sport, though kayakers should never paddle alone. Take Mom
and/or Dad along, so you can teach them what you've learned. I hope this helps in your
quest to paddle.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a>
</blockquote>
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<b>What kinds of kayaks do you make for kids?</b>
<br><br>For whitewater, try the <a href="../../html/products/boats/perception/classic/dancer_xs.html">Dancer XS</a>, the new <a href="../../html/products/boats/perception/class_v/fox.html">Fox</a>, and the <a href="../../html/products/boats/perception/proline/pirouette_super_sport.html">Pirouette Super Sport</a>. Touring
kayaking kids should check out the <a href="../../html/products/boats/aquaterra/touring/umiak.html">Umiak</a>. For sport paddling, the <a href="../../html/products/boats/aquaterra/sport/keowee.html">Keowee</a> is a good
choice. Kids also need <a href="../../html/products/gear/pfds/youth_vest.html">PFDs specifically sized for kids</a>, and a <a href="../../html/products/gear/paddles/whisper_kids.html">paddle with a smaller
diameter shaft</a>, sized to fit smaller hands. These are all available at Perception/Aquaterra
dealers.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>Where can I go kayaking?</b>
<br><br>The best place to find <a href="../../html/products/gear/books_videos.html">guide books</a> on local kayaking areas is at your local outdoor store,
including your Perception dealer.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>How can I find a kayaking club?</b>
<br><br>Ask your local paddling or outdoor shop for information about clubs in the area. If your
area has a sports newspaper or weekend activities section in the newspaper, check the
listings for events and clubs near you.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>What should you take with you when you go kayaking?</b>
<br><br>Always take your PFD, spray skirt and paddle with you. For whitewater or surfing, take
your helmet, too. Your kayak should be equipped with flotation (but that generally is
stored in the boat). Take a spare paddle, sunscreen, water bottle, snacks and first aid kit.
For sea kayaking you should also take your signal kit and bilge pump. Dress appropriately,
in synthetics or wool -- cotton is not recommended for watersports. Take along a
<a href="../../html/products/gear/spraywear/longsleeve_pullover.html">paddling jacket</a> -- it's always a little colder than you expect! Pack your kayaking gear in
<a href="../../html/products/gear/gear_storage/put_out_bag.html">dry bags</a>, <a href="../../html/products/gear/gear_storage/pelican_boxes.html">Pelican Box</a> or heavy zip lock bags. <a href="../../html/products/gear/accessories/mini_carabiner.html">Clip it</a> to your whitewater boat, or put it in the <a href="../../html/products/gear/retrofitkits/hatch_kit.html">hatch</a> of
your sea kayak. Be sure to preserve our natural areas by using minimum impact skills
when you're kayaking (and always pack out your garbage).<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>How do you get the kayak on top of your car rack? Can I load it by myself?</b>
<br><br>There are many different methods for carrying and loading kayaks. One way to carry your
kayak is by placing the upper cockpit edge on your shoulder. Another method is to lift it
<b>canoe style</b>, holding it by the thigh braces. To load the boat onto your car by yourself,
stand behind the car and rest the bow of the kayak on your rear car rack bar or roof. Move
to the back/stern of the kayak (hold onto it!), then lift the stern and slide the entire kayak
forward onto the rack. This same method can work from the side of your car. Rest one
end of the kayak on your car, then lift the other end. If you are concerned about
scratching your car or kayak, place a towel on the roof or rack for protection. (Minor
scratches do not harm the kayak.) Tie your boat securely to the roof rack. Run bow and
stern lines directly to your car, with only minimal tension. (These lines are just insurance,
in case the lines holding your boat to the rack loosen.) Too much tension on the bow and
stern lines can distort the shape of your boat.<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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<b>How should you store a kayak?</b>
<br><br>The best way to store your boat is on end, upside down or on its side. Don't hang it by
the grab loops, and don't store it in direct sunlight. The color can fade and the plastic can
lose its suppleness because of prolonged exposure to sunlight. Use a cockpit cover to
keep dust and critters out. Perception has a <a href="../../html/products/gear/accessories/kayak_storage.html"><b>Yak Rack</b></a> made of webbing which is
designed to make storing your kayak easy!<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
<a name="19">
<b>Where can I find a Perception retailer?</b>
<p>See our <a href="../dealers.html">dealer page</a> or call <B>1-800-KAYAK96, Ext. 118</B>.
<a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
<a name="20">
<b>What is the weight capaciy of a touring kayak?</b>
<p>Many factors influence the amount of gear and the weight your sea kayak can hold. These include: weight distribution, weather factors, paddler weight and size, and skill level. That's why it is difficult to give a specific answer in number of pounds, because there are so many combinations of factors possible. (It's a bit like asking how much weight a backpack can hold.) The performance of your kayak, and your comfort in paddling it, will also be affected by the amount of weight and the way the kayak is packed.<br>
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As a generalization, sea kayaks which are trimmed, outfitted and packed properly can hold a combined paddler and gear weight of 200-250 lbs. Again, please keep in mind that this is a generalization. You should always practice packing your sea kayak and paddling a packed kayak prior to any trip. It is also very advisable to practice your self-rescue and rolling techniques with a loaded kayak prior to an expedition.<br>
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When packing a sea kayak, try to distribute the weight evenly and keep the weight low within the storage hatches. It is wise to strap down the load to prevent shifting in difficult waters, which may upset the balance. Again, practice, <font size=+1>practice</font>, <font size=+2>practice!</font> <a href="#top"><img src="../../images/buttons/top.gif" border=0></a><br><br>
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