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A mightily strange book came out in 1947 under the lofty auspices of Stevens & Sons Limited of London. Though it may have sold well amidst Halsbury's and Blackstone, this one had the anomaly of quasi-anonymity, being authored by a mysterious "J.P.C."
A is for arson, the firing of houses
B is for bigamy, too many spouses.
C is for caveat. Emptor beware!
D ’s for defense which are counsel prepare.
E ’s for extradition of chaps from abroad,
F is for felony, forgery, fraud.
G is for all the goodwill you will need,
H is for heir, who will try to succeed,
I ’s for identity, plus the parade,
J ’s for the juries who never get paid.
K is for kin who are sought from afar,
L is for lawyers, all sides of the bar.
M ’s the mandamus, for which we have waited,
N is the nuisance as yet unabated.
O is for oath on the old or the new,
O is for oath on the old or the new,
P is for paperwork, long overdue.
Q is for question which counsel will ask,
R ’s the refresher he needs for his task.
S is for sacrilege, stealing from churches,
T is for title - a good one on purchase.
U is for usage, the custom of trade,
V is for view, which his Lordship has made.
W ’s for wife and for woolsack and wills,
X is the sum of solicitors’ bills.
Y is the number of years you will get.
And Z is a crime that we do not know of yet.
References:
J.P.C., Poetic Justice (London: Stevens & Sons Ltd., 1947), page 3.
http://www.duhaime.org/LawFun/LawArticle-1177/An-ABC-For-Lawyers.aspx
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