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The USA: Hi people! I’m so excited to stand here today and would like to say some words about our humble country.We are extremely proud of being the greatest nation in this dependent on us planet.
China: What? We are the greatest nation, remember how many people we have? You are just a pale version of the original beside us.
Russia: Whatever you say, guys. I will speak from my heart.
The USA: (обращаясь в зал) Dear voters, I hope you see who is worthy to be the president of the Earth. I can refer to a lot of movies: “The Fifth element”, “ The day the Earth stood still”, “Armageddon”. Who was the head of the Earth there, huh? Right you are. Pious Americans were. I believe it is a compelling argument, isn’t it?
China: You have always been selfish nation which is constantly trying to dominate the World.
The USA: We print money that you pay for your expenses! We make drinks and food that you consume every day with your 1.5 billion citizens. Vote for us, China, and we will give as many hamburgers as you can eat! Vote for America, we love you!
Russia: Are you both kidding me? In this dramatic for Humanity point you are wondering who has the most powerful people? Stop wondering, WE do. How is it you, Americans, could have said that you had won the WW2? Russian brave soldiers have saved the World from despotism at least twice, while you were just setting in your lair blinded by your pride. Russian scientists gave you “Periodical System of Chemical Elements “, Russian man first had a space trip. What achievements have your nation? Facebook, McDonalds, Twilight movies…promising,isn’t it?
The USA (citizens): We LOVE TWILIGHT!
China: It’s all well and good but we invented powder, compass, paper. China is greater than both of you, there is no doubt.
The USA: Ha ha, Sort out the problem of accommodation first, how is it are you going to save the planet while your citizens are living in boxes?
China (citizens): We LOVE OUR BOXES!
Russia: Oh, Take it easy, you are the World leaders, remember? We are not silly children. Our goal is to make a significant decision that will change the history. The World is in danger, why don’t we just combine your power?
China: Bla bla bla. It’s America. You shouldn’t have bragged about yourself. You are nothing.
Who would chose your country past China? You are too young to understand how difficult it is to handle a huge number people. Only we can do it.
Russia: You are full of it! I suggest that we have the election right here right now. The HONEST election! Vote for Russia and you will prosper at the expense of that insolent aliens. Vote for honest candidate.
China: Vote for us, China is a wise nation since ancient times. We will bring peace to the Earth in a tick.
The USA: Oh, Lord, help these poor people to make the right decision. Vote for America, vote for Freedom!!! ALILUYA!!!
Ruslan: Ladies and Gentlemen, we need your help. Let’s do this, opt for the right president.
(Раздаются листочки с вариантами ответов (Россия,Китай,США) – бюллетени.)
Ruslan: Please rip the sheets of paper so your candidate would be the only option. Russia, China or the USA. I will take it in a minute.
(Собираются листочки)
Ruslan: (обращаясь к России) Wow..How could you? Okay L
The Winner is…………….well………..THE UNITED RUSSIA PARTY.
(Кандидаты делают Facepalm все, кроме России. Россия улыбается до ушей)
THE END.
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