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Black-and-white classics.

A working fireplace. | This is a networking thing. | That was not disclosed to me. | He seems a little bit off. | Just watch some tv. | That slim-fit James Perse |


The free honeymoon.

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Yeah, not exactly what I thought

we'll be using it.

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Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary!

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I'm glad you all could be here

To commemorate the worst day of my life.

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No. I thought the worst day

was **.

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***

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What about the day when

** upside down?

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♪♪ right now.

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Remember that time

when I got my **?

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Why am I participating in this?

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- Who wants an oyster?

- Me. - Me. - Me.

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No. None for me. I'm extremely

Allergic to selfish.

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Ah, yes. She gets all puking

and I gotta take her ** very rewarding.

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Wait, wait, wait, keep them away from

Dave also because he's super allergic.

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Yeah. Super allergic.

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Why **?

This is too much work.

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Penny, you're sweet

But so so dumb.

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You want to eat your oysters

as soon as they've been **.

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Now, when ** an oyster you really

Wanna make sure that you get in there.

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*** ahh!

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You stabbed me, dude!

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I stabbed you, dude!

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- Oh my God.

- Guys!

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What do I do?

I got it.

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G-get my epipen. It's in my purse.

On the chair. Okay.

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Somebody get this knife out of me!

Oh, God. Ohh.

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I got it! I got it!

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I got it. What do I do?

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Dave. Dave, Dave, Dave! You

can't touch shellfish either.

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Oh, right.

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What do I do? I only have one shot!

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Throat's closing up.

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Oh, my God!

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Aah! What do I do?!

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Oh, all right! Okay!

I'm not allergic to shellfish.

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What?

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D-- Oh, God.

Here comes the puke.

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Well, why did you lie?

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When you do it, it makes me...

I know. I know. I know.

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I-I can't hear the sound.

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Okay, everybody chill!

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Aah!

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Aah!

Aah!

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Ohh. Ohh.

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Oh!

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Oh. Ohh.

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Should we order a movie?

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"Lincoln Lawyer."

I love these opening credits.

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Sync and corrections by n17t01

Www.addic7ed.com

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Ladies and gays,

welcome to my new home!

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Excuse me, but Max is

the only gay <i>aqui.</i>

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I don't know. A lot of people

think you're on the low.

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This is surprisingly nice.

Hmm?

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Agreed.

Yeah.

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Yeah. Wow.

It's two bedrooms,

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Baths,

Italian marble countertops.

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In a word, <i>amah-zing.</i>

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- Oh, just gonna ride that

into the ground, huh? - Again?

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- No, <i>please</i> stop.

- No.

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Guys, it's always been

My dream to be a homeowner,

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And I decided, why do I have

To wait to get married

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to buy my first place?

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We are so proud of you.

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This is gonna be

The year of Penny.

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Who wants to twirl with me?

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Whoo! Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Hooray!

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What?

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Oh, now a brother can't twirl?

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Dude, you psyched

for movie night?

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I got all the best

black-and-white classics.

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I got "Lethal Weapon,"

"Trading Places,"

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"Beverly Hills Cop."

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No, "Beverly Hills Cop"

is black and white <i>and</i> white.

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What about "men in black"?

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No, that's black and white

<i>in</i> black.

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What about "Erin Brockovich"?

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That's just white as hell.

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"Royal Tenenbaums"?

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