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Student of Psychology

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Laden's Valentine

A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?"

The father thinks for a moment and then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," the boy says.

"Why Osama," his father asks in disbelief.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd jump with joy. And then he'd go all over and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Father's heart swells and he looks at his son with newfound pride and joy.

"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."

 

Be My Valentine

A man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity gets the better of him; he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

 

A Mommy Moment

Four-year-old Mitch loved candy almost as much as his mom Ann did. He and Daddy had given her a beautiful heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. A few days later Mitch was eyeing it, wishing to have a piece of it. As he reached out to touch one of the big pieces, Ann said to him, "If you touch it, then you have to eat it. Do you understand?"

"Oh, yes," he said, nodding his head. Suddenly his little hand patted the tops of all the pieces of candy. "Now I can eat them all."

 

Student of Psychology

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the pub started staring at them. Naturally, the guy was terribly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

At this the guy responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean? $300?"

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What did one light bulb say to the other?

"I love you a whole watt!"

 

Love Quotes By Famous People

 

Love is something, which makes everyone and everything, flow and perhaps there is no living being whom this bug has never bitten. May this Valentine's Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with all your near and dear ones.

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction- Antoine de Saint

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love- Albert Einstein

Love - a terribly misunderstood emotion, although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.,

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip- Jonathan Carroll

Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity- Henry Van Dyke

Take away love and our earth is a tomb-Robert Bro

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place- Zora Neale Hurston

Love is a game that two can play and both win by loosing their heart- Eva Gabor.

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack- Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid-George Herbert

At the touch of love and heart, everyone becomes a poet- Plato

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold- Zelda Fitzgerald

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species- W. Somerset Maugham,.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired- Robert Frost

Love is the greatest refreshment in life- Pablo Picasso

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination - Voltaire

"If music be the food of love, play on"- Shakespeare

"It is never too late to fall in love"- Sandy Wilson

Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without- Rafael Ortiz

"Where there is love, there is life"-- Mahatma Gandhi

"The heart has its reasons, which reason does not know."-Pascal

"Why is it when you love someone so much that you can never find the right words to tell them?" -alb to Justin

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world --Unknown

What we love to do we find time to do. --John L. Spalding

There's nothing in this world as sweet as love, and next to love the sweetest thing is hate. --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it --Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path --Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976)

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. --Leo Buscaglia

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. --Khalil Gibran

 

Valentine's Day Party Games

"Valentine's Day is coming and it's the time for planning the Valentine's Day Party. And now, you might be feeling the need for some game ideas for Valentines Day Party. Some games are just for the couples, while others can be played in groups. Then, there are also Valentine's Day party games for the kids, so that even they have a good time along with you. Another idea is to plan a party with just the two of you and spend your time playing one of the romantic Valentine's Day games.

 

Given below is a list of some of the popular Valentines' Party fun games

Dance Game

Guess The Name

Know Your Mate

Love Hunt

Play The Cupid

Valentine Scrabble

 

 

How to Play "Dance Game"

Make each couple stand on the double page of a newspaper.

Start the music and ask them to dance on that piece of paper, without stepping their feet out of the paper even once.

If even one of the partner's feet steps out of the paper, the couple is out of the game.

Play the music for two minutes and then, stop it.

When the music stops, the paper is folded into half.

Now the couple has to dance on this folded sheet of paper without stepping out of the paper.

Again the music plays for two minutes and then, it is stopped.

Now, the paper is again folded into half and the music is played.

This continues till the time the paper is so small that the couple can dance only if one partner lifts up the other.

The couple that reaches the end of the game wins.

 

How to Play "Guess The Name"

Divide all the guests into two groups.

One person from any one of the groups has to come and enact the name of some famous personality associated with romance like Romeo, Juliet, etc.

Instead of a person, they can also enact some other thing associated with Valentine's Day like cupid, heart, roses, etc.

The members of his group have to guess the person or thing he/she is enacting.

Now, a person from the other group comes and the whole process is repeated.

The group that guessed the person or the thing right the maximum number of time, wins.

 

 

How to Play "Know Your Mate"

Have the females of each couple leave the room.

Then, the person who's hosting the party, along with the singles, prepares some questions to be asked to the male partners.

They have to give the same answer as their partner would have given.

The answers given by all the male partners are then noted down.

Now, the females come inside and the males leave the room.

The same questions are now asked to the females.

Again, the answers are noted down.

Now, the males are called inside and the answers of both the partners are matched.

The couple with the highest number of matched answers wins.

 

How to Play "Love Hunt"

This game is quite like a treasure hunt, where you keep the clues for the other person.

Plan a surprise for your partner like a movie, dinner at his/her favorite restaurant, a romantic dinner at your own place, a thing he/she wanted to buy for so long, etc.

Tell your partner that you have a surprise for him/her, but he/she will have to do a little hunt for that.

Prepare some notes with the clues.

Now give the first clue that leads him/her to the place where the next clue will be hidden and so on.

Now, let your partner work out his surprise clue by clue.

 

How to Play "Play The Cupid"

Make all the people present in the part sit in a circle.

Choose one person to play the part of the Cupid.

Now, choose another person for whom the Cupid will select a valentine.

This person will be blindfolded and made to sit in the center of the group.

Now, the Cupid will select a valentine for him/her and take the valentine to the center to show everyone who the valentine is.

After this, the valentine will go back to sit at his/her original place.

The blindfold of the person will be removed and he will be given some clues as to who his/her valentine is.

If he/she guesses correct, he/she will get to play the cupid the next time and the valentine will become the person who has to guess.

However, if he/she is not able to guess correctly, he/she will continue to be the person who guesses till the guess turns out to be correct.

 

How to Play "Valentine Scrabble"

Give a piece of paper to each child

Ask them to write the word "Valentines Day" on the top of the sheet.

Now tell them to write as many words as possible from the letters of the word "Valentines Day" in the next ten minutes.

Assign points as per the number of alphabets used in each word. For example, a three lettered word gets three points, a four lettered word gets four and so on.

The child with the highest number of points wins the game.

The other option is to ask the kids to write something related to Valentine's Day like cupids, roses, etc in the next two minutes. The child with the greatest number of words wins

Valentines Day SMS

One of the easiest, fastest and deliriously secretive way to send Valentine Day greetings to your sweetheart these days is through a SMS. While on one hand, sending the Valentine day text message to lovers through a mobile ensures a speedy and timely dispatch, on the other it also costs almost nothing. As such, it gives both you and your lover a reason to feel happy.

So many and varied collection of Valentine day SMS is available that choosing one makes the act all the more fun. For instance, there are funny valentine day SMS, romantic and passionate valentine day SMS and so on. And the best place to look for such SMS es is the Internet. Below is a list of some interesting collection of valentine day SMS.

Eight letters, three words, but just one meaning- I love you

M opening n emotional bank account 4 u my beloved, so deposit yr love in it n you will get the interest.

With no your love, my days would be - sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. A very happy valentine's day to you.

Here is my heart, it is yours. So take.

Keep it nicely. Plz do not break.

Its brimming wid love good n true.

So plz keep it always close to u.

Kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. Hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u r always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

If roses were black n violets brown, my love for u would never be found. But rose r red and violets blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

If lovin u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv for u is stronger & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.

U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.

U'll always b mine plz tel me its true.

Pls b mine 4ever I'll always luv u!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Life is book, we all read it. Luv is blessing, we all need it. Always be happy.

Always smile. Coz remember in this world, we r just for a while!

I wud cross 1000 oceans just to hold u tight. I would climb 1000 mountains just to be wid u every single night. Darling, I miss you so much

Canada Post adds extra love to Valentine's Day

 

Canada Post has offered to add an extra touch to Valentine's Day cards and letters.

International Valentine's cards have been getting some extra romance from Canada Post.

The organization said they have received letters from across Canada as well as the U.S., China, Japan, Hungary, Switzerland and France to their post offices in Love, Saskatchewan and Saint-Valentin, Quebec.

They offer a unique cancel, which is an ink stamp that gets placed over the sender's original stamp essentially canceling out the stamp.

"For Love, Saskatchewan we created a special one," Spokesperson Anick Losier told CTV News.

The design for Love, SK was created by a postmaster in the small village in 1984.

The post office in the village has been expected to see thousands of extra letters at this time of year.

"You want to do something different," Losier explained.

"They want to show their loved ones they've done a little extra."

Many brides-to-be will also reroute their invitations through the post office, she added.

Losier said she has already been contacted by several romantics internationally wanting to find out how to add the extra touch to their Valentine's Day letters.

"We find it extremely endearing," she said.

Love, Saskatchewan has about 80 residents and is a 3 hour drive northeast from Saskatoon.

 


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