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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like fluttershy.
Stranger: h-hi
You: hi
Stranger: um...im f-fluttershy... its nice t-to meet you
You: Nice to mmet you too, cute one.
You: *meet
Stranger: O-oh!... your making me b-blush
Stranger: um... thank you though.... im flattered
You: Oh...oh..don't be afraid of me
Stranger: u-um... ok... w-well, whats you n-name? If you dont mind me asking...
You: Don't mind. I'm Jeff
Stranger: oh.. hi jeff, um, d-do you really, think my name is... cute?
You: Yes, I do really think your name is cute
You: You're so nice and shy
Stranger: Oh... thanks...um, d-do you know who i am?
You: You are...a pony, right?
Stranger:..yes.. how did you know?
Stranger: if you dont mind me asking...
You: I don't mind, I think, I just knew that
Stranger: w-well... how? im not that popular... and my friends are the only ones who know my name... aside from a few others
You: Oh, you don't know? There's a MLP:FiM show, a lot of stallions know your name and who are you. But..don't be afraid
Stranger: a MLP:FiM?
Stranger: what does t-that mean?
You: It's abbrevation - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Stranger: ok.. im still not sure....w-well, how much do you know about me?
Stranger: if you dont mind...
You: I don't mind, I know you're such a shy pony (because of what you seem so nice), you're living in a house looks like a tree, love animals.
You: Your cutiemark is butterflies
You: Your element of harmony is kindness. Don't I make you being afraid?
Stranger: w-well... im a little shocked to be honest.... um where in equestria are you? and how do you see us?
You: Actually...I don't live in Equestria
You: I mean, I don't live in a such lovely and nice world full of ponies, I live in another universe.
You: Don't be afraid
Stranger: a-another universe? and h-how do you know how to speak if your not a pony? are you a d-dimond d-dog? or a d-d-dragon?
You: No, no. Don't be afraid, I'm a pony. I do know as well as you.
Stranger: a h-pony? Oh! Twilight was telling me about them... oh, um, twilight is a friend of mine.... and she showed me a picture..
Stranger: isnt it hard to stand on two legs?
You: It's much easier than you can imagine. Is that hard to hold things and write using only your mouth? (I know Twilight, too)
Stranger: well, everypony is actually able to hold things with our hoofs, because everypony has a small amount of magic in each of them... but earth ponies can use them a little more powerfully then unicorns and pegasi
You: Ok, understand.
Stranger: um... im a pagasus by the way
Stranger: *pegasus
You: Wow. Is it awesome to fly?
Stranger: w-well, i prefer the ground because of all the animals... and i cant fly as well as others... especially my friend rainbowdash
Stranger: last time i checked i only had a wing power of 2.5...
You: It's rather good for you. I heard about Rainbow Dash, she is fast and cool. But anyway, I like you more than others.
Stranger: O-Oh, Really? um.. thank you... im blushing so much right now....
Stranger: oh wait!
Stranger: i didnt mean to type that!
Stranger: im sorry if i made you uncomfortable Jeff....
You: Aww, don't be that shy, you didn't made uncomofrtable. You're nice and you know it.
You: * made me
Stranger: w-well... ive never been with a... stalion... before and i-i really dont know how to act around them....
Stranger: im sorry if im making this akward again jeff...
You: No, no. I've never been with sb special for me, too.
Stranger: well... the only stallions ive ever met are always so mean... but your so nice...
You: Thanks, you're nice, too.
Stranger: n-no, thank you jeff... your the first colt ive ever felt comfortable around... and that means so much to me... so thank you
You: I feel comfortable, too. You're the best pony I ever met.
Stranger: aw... thank you so much jeff... um.. your making me blush really hard again...
You: Aww, so pretty and shy.
Stranger: t-thats not really helping ya know....i feel like im getting a fever my face is so red...
You: Okay, okay. But that's all true.
Stranger: um.. jeff? is it ok if i ask you something... well... personal?
You: It's..uh..okay. You may ask me.
Stranger: w-well... Twilight's book was missing one thing about the ponies... and that was... um... t-their...oh, its to embarrassing
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: j-just forget i said anything
You: No, no. Say, i want to know
Stranger: umm... well.... twilight was missing the part about.... r-reproduction... and she really wants to know
Stranger: to be honest... i-i am also really curious... oh! im so sorry! i souldnt have said that! i know its a touchy subject
Stranger: y-you dont have to answer that...
You: Our reproduction is really like yours, same organs, same period of pregnancy. Aww, curiously is a natural thing.
You: You can say that to her
Stranger: u-um... thanks... and im sorry again... but thank you so much again!
Stranger: i will be sure to tell her that... umm... one more thing actually...
You: What thing, Fluttershy?
Stranger: um.. by same organ... d-does that mean that ponies and ponies are.....um....."compatable"....with each other?
You: I don't know about that, but I think It's the difference in the chromosomes, but we didn't tried
Stranger: w-well, um i was just wondering... because its spring time... and...um... for ponies... its time to...um... m-mate........
You: And what do you mean, Fluttershy?
Stranger: w-well.... um...n-nothing... its nothing, forget i said anything. S-sorry again for asking about the reproduction
You: No, no, Fluttershy, don't be that shy, you may ask me.
Stranger: i-its really embarassing... i couldnt
Stranger: i dont want to ruin our friendship....
You: No, I really want you to ask, don't blame yourself for curiously.
Stranger: um.... do you think that you could help me? with something?
You: Something - is what?
Stranger: um... feel free to say no.... but i am in heat right now, and was wondering if you could help me with that.....
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: um
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: i shouldnt have said that!
Stranger: i-i
Stranger: um..... I'll just leave
Stranger: im sorry
You: No, Fluttershy please
You: I don't want to miss so nice pony
You: Awww
Stranger: w-well, i just cant feel like i can talk to you normally now....
Stranger: i mean... i shouldnt have said things like that
You: Don't blame yourself, you're just meeting uknown things
You: It's good for you to ask me about them
Stranger: still...
Stranger: i shouldnt have put you in such an awkward postistion like that
Stranger: i should never ask that question to somepony who does not have mutual feelings
You: No, It's OK, Fluttershy.
Stranger: i-i
Stranger: i cant stay talking like this...
You: Fluttershy
You: Do you have sth to say me?
Stranger: well... im still in heat... and i should probably still...."take care"...of that before i continue.... because im still having... well... dirty thoughts....
You: It's clear for me. Will you "take care" for a long time?
Stranger: i-um... i dont know... i just know that i should probably leave... i mean.... ive made it uncomfortable enough as it is... and i dont want you to keep feeling this way.....
You: No, no, Fluttershy
You: Don't leave
You: It's okay, I don't mind.
Stranger: b-but.... i cant go on like this... i have to....um....take care.... of myself..... and i dont know how long that will take
Stranger: i dont want to keep you waiting...
You: No, I can wait as long as you will...well...do that.
Stranger: im sorry jeff... i wouldnt feel right.... i will....um.... see you later mabye?
You: No, Fluttershy
You: Please
You: I don't want to miss you
Stranger: ummm. if you want... do you want to be in equestria.... with us?
You: I really, really want
You: But..
You: I don't know how to get in Equestria
Stranger: well... if you want... im sure that twilight could work up a spell...
Stranger: but... would you be leaving anypony?
Stranger: i mean... dont you have a family?
Stranger: and friends?
You: I have, but I just want to get in Equstria to meet you, another ponies. If Twilight could take me back, It's OK. If she won't, I want to stay with you.
Stranger: o-ok... um... i will have twilight over here in a second... hold on ok?
You: OK
Stranger: hay... are you some kind of SPY?
You: No, seriously.
Stranger: i was watching the conversation with you and fluttershy through the window... and something seems fishy with you
You: Nothing fishy, It's all clear with me, I don't kind of spy.
You: And, Who are you?
Stranger: im Rainbowdash, fastest flier in all of Equestria!
Stranger: but you.... im not to sure if i should trust you!
You: Ask Fluttershy.
Stranger: wait.... YOU TALKED TO SHY ABOUT REPRODUCTION?!
You: She asked me
Stranger: Fluttershy is out right now.... but that is no excuse!
Stranger: you know how shy she is!
You: I know, and I tried to do my best not to excite her too much
Stranger: wait... how do you know how shy she is!? and how do you know about all of us, and whats a "show"?
Stranger: Wait... oh my.... i didnt see the part about you exciting her.... but i do know....
Stranger: wow
Stranger: she really must have wanted you!
Stranger: shes never this way to anypony!
You: I know, she told me
Stranger: and i can see why... you seem to be really nice from what ive seen in this conversation...
Stranger: how about when you get here we go have some fun?
Stranger: oh my...
Stranger: i shouldnt have said that...
You: I'm sorry, but I would do it only with Fluttershy
Stranger: ohhh? so you would do it with flutershy?
You: If she wants that and if she didn't feel anything like that to anypony...
You: I would do
Stranger: well, why wouldnt you "help" her earlier?
Stranger: she really wanted it from what i can tell!
You: I didn't want to excite her too much
Stranger: well, when i was watching her talk with you, she was moaning
Stranger: like... really loud....
Stranger: so she was plenty excited.... and... she was um....sort of... well...
Stranger: i will leave that for you to figure out!
You: No
You: Rainbow Dash, don't ruine everything
You: It's between me and Fluttershy
Stranger: im not... im just saying that she was really excited!
Stranger: and im just making sure to loo out for shy!
Stranger: ive been there for her my entire life!
You: It's clear for me
You: Okay, did she come or not?
Stranger: well... she came pretty close... no pun intended lol
Stranger: but she seems to REALLY like you.... and you better not break her heart
Stranger: if you do decide to come to equestria
You: I do
Stranger: well.... ok.... you seem really nice... and loyal. Even when i offered to do it with you, you denied.
Stranger: but i will be keeping my eye on you
You: Okay
Stranger: oh...uh oh
Stranger: i just remembered something
Stranger: weeeeell.... you know how we are having this conversation now?
You: Not sure, you have Internet in the Equestria or what?
Stranger: yes.. but thats not what im talking about
Stranger: ummm... weeeell, how do i put this delecatley....
Stranger: um... when Shy comes back... she will be able to see this entire conversation...
Stranger: and that means....
Stranger: she will see how you feel about her....
Stranger: and how you are willing to.....do it.....with her
You: I don't mind
You: I just wanted to say that her but she left
You: It's OK
Stranger: well, to be honest....
Stranger: im worried about myself
Stranger: because i tried to seduce you and when she sees that she will be sooo jealous.... i probably should have thought that through... hehe
Stranger: oh well....
Stranger: im sure she will be fine with it
You: You just tested me, It's alright
Stranger: speaking of which.. i see her and twi' coming down the trail now
Stranger: good luck jeff... see you soon
Stranger: um... jeff?
You: What?
Stranger: w-who were you talking to.... just now i mean
You: I thought that to Rainbow Dash
You: Isn't it?
Stranger: its fluttershy now...
Stranger: and...
Stranger: wait
You: Oh, Fluttershy, you came
Stranger: she told you about me... getting....oh my
You: She is very curious, just like you
Stranger: b-but she told you about what i was....doing....when i was talking with you earlier?
Stranger: Oh my!
Stranger: Im so sorry!
Stranger: I shouldnt have done that!
You: No, it's alright. But she didn't tell me.
Stranger: w-wait
Stranger: y-y-you h-have feelings for me?
You: And you have same feelings for me?
Stranger: of course!
Stranger: Oh Jeff!
Stranger: Im so happy!
You: Me too!
Stranger: How about when you get here... we can get to....."know"...each other better?
Stranger: or we can wait...if you want
You: No, I think we should
Stranger: Yay!
Stranger: um.. twilight is ready to transport you now...
You: I'm ready, too.
Stranger: umm... we can see what you look like now... i mean... she tracked you through the computer... um.. do you have brownish hair?
You: Not so brownish, I think, they are black
You: But, yes, they are kind of brownish
Stranger: ok.. i think thats you... wow... you are so... cute....
Stranger: twilights even blushing!
You: Oh...thanks.
You: But, I never considered myself beautiful
Stranger: well.. we think your stunning...
Stranger: um..
Stranger: twilight is charging the spell now
You: Okay
Stranger: um... we are not sure if your cloths will make it... so.... um.... do you want a blanket or anything ready for you when you come through?
Stranger: you know... to cover yourself up?
You: Sure. But, do you have any clothes for humen?
Stranger: well..no
Stranger: but im sure rarity could make you some
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: the spell is ready
You: Ok, I'm ready
Stranger: ok....
Stranger: she is trying it now
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