“The price,” said Milo, “was outrageous-positively exorbitant! But since we bought it from one of our own subsidiaries, we were happy to pay it. Look after the hides.”
“The hives?”
“The hides.”
“The hides?”
“The hides. In Buenos Aires. They have to be tanned.”
“Tanned?”
“In Newfoundland. And shipped to Helsinki N.M.I.F. before the spring thaw begins. Everything to Finland goes N.M.I.F. before the spring thaw begins.”
“No Money in Front?” guessed Colonel Cathcart.
“Good, Colonel. You have a gift, sir. And then there’s the cork.”
“The cork?”
“That must go to New York, the shoes for Toulouse, the ham for Siam, the nails from Wales, and the tangerines for New Orleans.”
“Milo.”
“We have coals in Newcastle, sir.”
Colonel Cathcart threw up his hands.“Milo, stop!” he cried, almost in tears. “It’s no use. You’re just like I am-indispensable!” He pushed his pencil aside and rose to his feet in frantic exasperation. “Milo, you can’t fly sixty-four more missions. You can’t even fly one more mission. The whole system would fall apart if anything happened to you.”
Milo nodded serenely with complacent gratification.“Sir, are you forbidding me to fly any more combat missions?”
“Milo, I forbid you to fly any more combat missions,” Colonel Cathcart declared in a tone of stern and inflexible authority.
“But that’s not fair, sir,” said Milo. “What about my record? The other men are getting all the fame and medals and publicity. Why should I be penalized just because I’m doing such a good job as mess officer?”
“No, Milo, it isn’t fair. But I don’t see anything we can do about it.”
“Maybe we can get someone else to fly my missions for me.”
“But maybe we can get someone else to fly your missions for you,” Colonel Cathcart suggested. “How about the striking coal miners in Pennsylvania and West Virginia?”
Milo shook his head.“It would take too long to train them. But why not the men in the squadron, sir? After all, I’m doing this for them. They ought to be willing to do something for me in return.”
“But why not the men in the squadron, Milo?” Colonel Cathcart exclaimed. “After all, you’re doing all this for them. They ought to be willing to do something for you in return.”
“What’s fair is fair.”
“What’s fair is fair.”
“They could take turns, sir.”
“They might even take turns flying your missions for you, Milo.”
“Who gets the credit?”
“You get the credit, Milo. And if a man wins a medal flying one of your missions, you get the medal.”
“Who dies if he gets killed?”
“Why, he dies, of course. After all, Milo, what’s fair is fair. There’s just one thing.”
“You’ll have to raise the number of missions.”
“I might have to raise the number of missions again, and I’m not sure the men will fly them. They’re still pretty sore because I jumped them to seventy. If I can get just one of the regular officers to fly more, the rest will probably follow.”
“Nately will fly more missions, sir,” Milo said. “I was told in strictest confidence just a little while ago that he’ll do anything he has to in order to remain overseas with a girl he’s fallen in love with.”
“But Nately will fly more!” Colonel Cathcart declared, and he brought his hands together in a resounding clap of victory. “Yes, Nately will fly more. And this time I’m really going to jump the missions, right up to eighty, and really knock General Dreedle’s eye out. And this is a good wayto get that lousy rat Yossarian back into combat where he might get killed.”
“Yossarian?” A tremor of deep concern passed over Milo’s simple, homespun features, and he scratched the corner of his reddish-brown mustache thoughtfully.
“Yeah, Yossarian. I hear he’s going around saying that he’s finished his missions and the war’s over for him. Well, maybe he has finished his missions. But he hasn’t finishedyour missions, has he? Ha! Ha! Hashegot a surprise coming to him!”
“Sir, Yossarian is a friend of mine,” Milo objected. “I’d hate to be responsible for doing anything that would put him back in combat. I owe a lot to Yossarian. Isn’t there any way we could make an exception of him?”
“Oh, no, Milo.” Colonel Cathcart clucked sententiously, shocked by the suggestion. “We must never play favorites. We must always treat every man alike.”
“I’d give everything I own to Yossarian,” Milo persevered gamely on Yossarian’s behalf. “But since I don’t own anything, I can’t give everything to him, can I? So he’ll just have to take his chances with the rest of the men, won’t he?”
“What’s fair is fair, Milo.”
“Yes, sir, what’s fair is fair,” Milo agreed. “Yossarian is no better than the other men, and he has no right to expect any special privileges, has he?”
“No, Milo. What’s fair is fair.”
And there was no time for Yossarian to save himself from combat once Colonel Cathcart issued his announcement raising the missions to eighty late that same afternoon, no time to dissuade Nately from flying them or even to conspire again with Dobbs to murder Colonel Cathcart, for the alert sounded suddenly at dawn the next day and the men were rushed into the trucks before a decent breakfast could be prepared, and they were driven at top speed to the briefing room and then out to the airfield, where the clitterclattering fuel trucks were still pumping gasoline into the tanks of the planes and the scampering crews of armorers were toiling as swiftly as they could at hoisting the thousand-pound demolition bombs into the bomb bays. Everybody was running, and engines were turned on and warmed up as soon as the fuel trucks had finished.
Intelligence had reported that a disabled Italian cruiser in drydock at La Spezia would be towed by the Germans that same morning to a channel at the entrance of the harbor and scuttled there to deprive the Allied armies of deep-water port facilities when they captured the city. For once, a military intelligence report proved accurate. The long vessel was halfway across the harbor when they flew in from the west, and broke it apart with direct hits from every flight that filled them all with waves of enormously satisfying group pride until they found themselves engulfed in great barrages of flak that rose from guns in every bend of the huge horseshoe of mountainous land below. Even Havermeyer resorted to the wildest evasive action he could command when he saw what a vast distance he had still to travel to escape, and Dobbs, at the pilot’s controls in his formation, zigged when he should have zagged, skidding his plane into the plane alongside, and chewed off its tail. His wing broke off at the base, and his plane dropped like a rock and was almost out of sight in an instant. There was no fire, no smoke, not the slightest untoward noise. The remaining wing revolved as ponderously as a grinding cement mixer as the plane plummeted nose downward in a straight line at accelerating speed until it struck the water, which foamed open at the impact like a white water lily on the dark-blue sea, and washed back in a geyser of apple-green bubbles when the plane sank. It was over in a matter of seconds. There were no parachutes. And Nately, in the other plane, was killed too.
36 THE CELLAR
Nately’s death almost killed the chaplain. Chaplain Shipman was seated in his tent, laboring over his paperwork in his reading spectacles, when his phone rang and news of the mid-air collision was given to him from the field. His insides turned at once to dry clay. His hand was trembling as he put the phone down. His other hand began trembling. The disaster was too immense to contemplate. Twelve men killed-how ghastly, how very, very awful! His feeling of terror grew. He prayed instinctively that Yossarian, Nately, Hungry Joe and his other friends would not be listed among the victims, then berated himself repentantly, for to pray for their safety was to pray for the death of other young men he did not even know. It was too late to pray; yet that was all he knew how to do. His heart was pounding with a noise that seemed to be coming from somewhere outside, and he knew he would never sit in a dentist’s chair again, never glance at a surgical tool, never witness an automobile accident or hear a voice shout at night, without experiencing the same violent thumping in his chest and dreading that he was going to die. He would never watch another fist fight without fearing he was going to faint and crack his skull open on the pavement or suffer a fatal heart attack or cerebral hemorrhage. He wondered if he would ever see his wife again or his three small children. He wondered if he evershouldsee his wife again, now that Captain Black had planted in his mind such strong doubts about the fidelity and character of all women. There were so many other men, he felt, who could prove more satisfying to her sexually. When he thought of death now, he always thought of his wife, and when he thought of his wife he always thought of losing her.
In another minute the chaplain felt strong enough to rise and walk with glum reluctance to the tent next door for Sergeant Whitcomb. They drove in Sergeant Whitcomb’s jeep. The chaplain made fists of his hands to keep them from shaking as they lay in his lap. He ground his teeth together and tried not to hear as Sergeant Whitcomb chirruped exultantly over the tragic event. Twelve men killed meant twelve more form letters of condolence that could be mailed in one bunch to the next of kin over Colonel Cathcart’s signature, giving Sergeant Whitcomb hope of getting an article on Colonel Cathcart intoThe Saturday Evening Postin time for Easter.
At the field a heavy silence prevailed, overpowering motion like a ruthless, insensate spell holding in thrall the only beings who might break it. The chaplain was in awe. He had never beheld such a great, appalling stillness before. Almost two hundred tired, gaunt, downcast men stood holding their parachute packs in a somber and unstirring crowd outside the briefing room, their faces staring blankly in different angles of stunned dejection. They seemed unwilling to go, unable to move. The chaplain was acutely conscious of the faint noise his footsteps made as he approached. His eyes searched hurriedly, frantically, through the immobile maze of limp figures. He spied Yossarian finally with a feeling of immense joy, and then his mouth gaped open slowly in unbearable horror as he noted Yossarian’s vivid, beaten, grimy look of deep, drugged despair. He understood at once, recoiling in pain from the realization and shaking his head with a protesting and imploring grimace, that Nately was dead. The knowledge struck him with a numbing shock. A sob broke from him. The blood drained from his legs, and he thought he was going to drop. Nately was dead. All hope that he was mistaken was washed away by the sound of Nately’s name emerging with recurring clarity now from the almost inaudible babble of murmuring voices that he was suddenly aware of for the first time. Nately was dead: the boy had been killed. A whimpering sound rose in the chaplain’s throat, and his jaw began to quiver. His eyes filled with tears, and he was crying. He started toward Yossarian on tiptoe to mourn beside him and share his wordless grief. At that moment a hand grabbed him roughly around the arm and a brusque voice demanded,
“Chaplain Shipman?”
He turned with surprise to face a stout, pugnacious colonel with a large head and mustache and a smooth, florid skin. He had never seen the man before.“Yes. What is it?” The fingers grasping the chaplain’s arm were hurting him, and he tried in vain to squirm loose.
“Come along.”
The chaplain pulled back in frightened confusion.“Where? Why? Who are you, anyway?”
“You’d better come along with us, Father,” a lean, hawk-faced major on the chaplain’s other side intoned with reverential sorrow. “We’re from the government. We want to ask you some questions.”
“What kind of questions? What’s the matter?”
“Aren’t you Chaplain Shipman?” demanded the obese colonel.
“He’s the one,” Sergeant Whitcomb answered.
“Go on along with them,” Captain Black called out to the chaplain with a hostile and contemptuous sneer. “Go on into the car if you know what’s good for you.”
Hands were drawing the chaplain away irresistibly. He wanted to shout for help to Yossarian, who seemed too far away to hear. Some of the men nearby were beginning to look at him with awakening curiosity. The chaplain bent his face away with burning shame and allowed himself to be led into the rear of a staff car and seated between the fat colonel with the large, pink face and the skinny, unctuous, despondent major. He automatically held a wrist out to each, wondering for a moment if they wanted to handcuff him. Another officer was already in the front seat. A tall M.P. with a whistle and a white helmet got in behind the wheel. The chaplain did not dare raise his eyes until the closed car had lurched from the area and the speeding wheels were whining on the bumpy blacktop road.
“Where are you taking me?” he asked in a voice soft with timidity and guilt, his gaze still averted. The notion came to him that they were holding him to blame for the mid-air crash and the death of Nately. “What have I done?”
“Why don’t you keep your trap shut and let us ask the questions?” said the colonel.
“Don’t talk to him that way,” said the major. “It isn’t necessary to be so disrespectful.”
“Then tell him to keep his trap shut and let us ask the questions.”
“Father, please keep your trap shut and let us ask the questions,” urged the major sympathetically. “It will be better for you.”
“It isn’t necessary to call me Father,” said the chaplain. “I’m not a Catholic.”
“Neither am I, Father,” said the major. “It’s just that I’m a very devout person, and I like to call all men of God Father.”
“He doesn’t even believe there are atheists in foxholes,” the colonel mocked, and nudged the chaplain in the ribs familiarly. “Go on, Chaplain, tell him. Are there atheists in foxholes?”
“I don’t know, sir,” the chaplain replied. “I’ve never been in a foxhole.”
The officer in front swung his head around swiftly with a quarrelsome expression.“You’ve never been in heaven either, have you? But you know there’s a heaven, don’t you?”
“Or do you?” said the colonel.
“That’s a very serious crime you’ve committed, Father,” said the major.
“What crime?”
“We don’t know yet,” said the colonel. “But we’re going to find out. And we sure know it’s very serious.”
The car swung off the road at Group Headquarters with a squeal of tires, slackening speed only slightly, and continued around past the parking lot to the back of the building. The three officers and the chaplain got out. In single file, they ushered him down a wobbly flight of wooden stairs leading to the basement and led him into a damp, gloomy room with a low cement ceiling and unfinished stone walls. There were cobwebs in all the corners. A huge centipede blew across the floor to the shelter of a water pipe. They sat the chaplain in a hard, straight-backed chair that stood behind a small, bare table.
“Please make yourself comfortable, Chaplain,” invited the colonel cordially, switching on a blinding spotlight and shooting it squarely into the chaplain’s face. He placed a set of brass knuckles and box of wooden matches on the table. “We want you to relax.”
The chaplain’s eyes bulged out incredulously. His teeth chattered and his limbs felt utterly without strength. He was powerless. They might do whatever they wished to him, he realized; these brutal men might beat him to death right there in the basement, and no one would intervene to save him, no one, perhaps, but the devout and sympathetic major with the sharp face, who set a water tap dripping loudly into a sink and returned to the table to lay a length of heavy rubber hose down beside the brass knuckles.
“Everything’s going to be all right, Chaplain,” the major said encouragingly. “You’ve got nothing to be afraid of if you’re not guilty. What are you so afraid of? You’re not guilty, are you?”
“Sure he’s guilty,” said the colonel. “Guilty as hell.”
“Guilty of what?” implored the chaplain, feeling more and more bewildered and not knowing which of the men to appeal to for mercy. The third officer wore no insignia and lurked in silence off to the side. “What did I do?”
“That’s just what we’re going to find out,” answered the colonel, and he shoved a pad and pencil across the table to the chaplain. “Write your name for us, will you? In your own handwriting.”
“My own handwriting?”
“That’s right. Anywhere on the page.” When the chaplain had finished, the colonel took the pad back and held it up alongside a sheet of paper he removed from a folder. “See?” he said to the major, who had come to his side and was peering solemnly over his shoulder.
“They’re not the same, are they?” the major admitted.
“I told you he did it.”
“Did what?” asked the chaplain.
“Chaplain, this comes as a great shock to me,” the major accused in a tone of heavy lamentation.
“What does?”
“I can’t tell you how disappointed I am in you.”
“For what?” persisted the chaplain more fiantically. “What have I done?”
“For this,” replied the major, and, with an air of disillusioned disgust, tossed down on the table the pad on which the chaplain had signed his name. “This isn’t your handwriting.”
The chaplain blinked rapidly with amazement.“But of course it’s my handwriting.”
“No it isn’t, Chaplain. You’re lying again.”
“But I just wrote it!” the chaplain cried in exasperation. “You saw me write it.”
“That’s just it,” the major answered bitterly. “I saw you write it. You can’t deny that you did write it. A person who’ll lie about his own handwriting will lie about anything.”
“But who lied about my own handwriting?” demanded the chaplain, forgetting his fear in the wave of anger and indignation that welled up inside him suddenly. “Are you crazy or something? What are you both talking about?”
“We asked you to write your name in your own handwriting. And you didn’t do it.”
“But of course I did. In whose handwriting did I write it if not my own?”
“In somebody else’s.”
“Whose?”
“That’s just what we’re going to find out,” threatened the colonel.
“Talk, Chaplain.”
The chaplain looked from one to the other of the two men with rising doubt and hysteria.“That handwriting is mine,” he maintained passionately. “Where else is my handwriting, if that isn’t it?”
“Right here,” answered the colonel. And looking very superior, he tossed down on the table a photostatic copy of a piece of V mail in which everything but the salutation “Dear Mary” had been blocked out and on which the censoring officer had written, “I long for you tragically. R. O. Shipman, Chaplain, U.S. Army.” The colonel smiled scornfully as he watched the chaplain’s face turn crimson. “Well, Chaplain? Do you know who wrote that?”
The chaplain took a long moment to reply; he had recognized Yossarian’s handwriting. “No.”
“You can read, though, can’t you?” the colonel persevered sarcastically. “The author signed his name.”
“That’s my name there.”
“Then you wrote it. Q.E.D.”
“But I didn’t write it. That isn’t my handwriting, either.”
“Then you signed your name in somebody else’s handwriting again,” the colonel retorted with a shrug. “That’s all that means.”
“Oh, this is ridiculous!” the chaplain shouted, suddenly losing all patience. He jumped to his feet in a blazing fury, both fists clenched. “I’m not going to stand for this any longer! Do you hear? Twelve men were just killed, and I have no time for these silly questions. You’ve no right to keep me here, and I’m just not going to stand for it.”
Without saying a word, the colonel pushed the chaplain’s chest hard and knocked him back down into the chair, and the chaplain was suddenly weak and very much afraid again. The major picked up the length of rubber hose and began tapping it menacingly against his open palm. The colonel lifted the box of matches, took one out and held it poised against the striking surface, watching with glowering eyes for the chaplain’s next sign of defiance. The chaplain was pale and almost too petrified to move. The bright glare of the spotlight made him turn away finally; the dripping water was louder and almost unbearably irritating. He wished they would tell him what they wanted so that he would know what to confess. He waited tensely as the third officer, at a signal from the colonel, ambled over from the wall and seated himself on the table just a few inches away from the chaplain. His face was expressionless, his eyes penetrating and cold.
“Turn off the light,” he said over his shoulder in a low, calm voice. “It’s very annoying.”
The chaplain gave him a small smile of gratitude.“Thank you, sir. And the drip too, please.”
“Leave the drip,” said the officer. “That doesn’t bother me.” He tugged up the legs of his trousers a bit, as though to preserve their natty crease. “Chaplain,” he asked casually, “of what religious persuasion are you?”
“I’m an Anabaptist, sir.”
“That’s a pretty suspicious religion, isn’t it?”
“Suspicious?” inquired the chaplain in a kind of innocent daze. “Why, sir?”
“Well, I don’t know a thing about it. You’ll have to admit that, won’t you? Doesn’t that make it pretty suspicious?”
“I don’t know, sir,” the chaplain answered diplomatically, with an uneasy stammer. He found the man’s lack of insignia disconcerting and was not even sure he had to say “sir”. Who was he? And what authority had he to interrogate him?
“Chaplain, I once studied Latin. I think it’s only fair to warn you of that before I ask my next question. Doesn’t the word Anabaptist simply mean that you’re not a Baptist?”
“Oh, no, sir. There’s much more.”
“Are you a Baptist?”
“No, sir.”
“Then you are not a Baptist, aren’t you?”
“Sir?”
“I don’t see why you’re bickering with me on that point. You’ve already admitted it. Now, Chaplain, to say you’re not a Baptist doesn’t really tell us anything about what you are, does it? You could be anything or anyone.” He leaned forward slightly and his manner took on a shrewd andsignificant air. “You could even be,” he added, “Washington Irving, couldn’t you?”
“Washington Irving?” the chaplain repeated with surprise.
“Come on, Washington,” the corpulent colonel broke in irascibly. “Why don’t you make a clean breast of it? We know you stole that plum tomato.”
After a moment’s shock, the chaplain giggled with nervous relief. “Oh, isthat it!” he exclaimed. “Now I’m beginning to understand. I didn’t steal that plum tomato, sir. Colonel Cathcart gave it to me. You can even ask him if you don’t believe me.”
A door opened at the other end of the room and Colonel Cathcart stepped into the basement as though from a closet.
“Hello, Colonel. Colonel, he claims you gave him that plum tomato. Did you?”
“Why should I give him a plum tomato?” answered Colonel Cathcart.
“Thank you, Colonel. That will be all.”
“It’s a pleasure, Colonel,” Colonel Cathcart replied, and he stepped back out of the basement, closing the door after him.
“Well, Chaplain? What have you got to say now?”
“He did give it to me!” the chaplain hissed in a whisper that was both fierce and fearful. “He did give it to me!”
“You’re not calling a superior officer a liar are you, Chaplain?”
“Why should a superior officer give you a plum tomato, Chaplain?”
“Is that why you tried to give it to Sergeant Whitcomb, Chaplain? Because it was a hot tomato?”
“No, no, no,” the chaplain protested, wondering miserably why they were not able to understand. “I offered it to Sergeant Whitcomb because I didn’t want it.”
“Why’d you steal it from Colonel Cathcart if you didn’t want it?”
“I didn’t steal it from Colonel Cathcard”
“Then why are you so guilty, if you didn’t steal it?”
“I’m not guilty!”
“Then why would we be questioning you if you weren’t guilty?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” the chaplain groaned, kneading his fingers in his lap and shaking his bowed and anguished head. “I don’t know.”
“He thinks we have time to waste,” snorted the major.
“Chaplain,” resumed the officer without insignia at a more leisurely pace, lifting a typewritten sheet of yellow paper from the open folder, “I have a signed statement here from Colonel Cathcart asserting you stole that plum tomato from him.” He lay the sheet face down on one side of the folder and picked up a second page from the other side. “And I have a notarized affidavit from Sergeant Whitcomb in which he states that he knew the tomato was hot just from the way you tried to unload it on him.”
“I swear to God I didn’t steal it, sir,” the chaplain pleaded with distress, almost in tears. “I give you my sacred word it was not a hot tomato.”
“Chaplain, do you believe in God?”
“Yes, sir. Of course I do.”
“That’s odd, Chaplain,” said the officer, taking from the folder another typewritten yellow page, “because I have here in my hands now another statement from Colonel Cathcart in which he swears that you refused to co-operate with him in conducting prayer meetings in the briefing room beforeeach mission.”
After looking blank a moment, the chaplain nodded quickly with recollection.“Oh, that’s not quite true, sir,” he explained eagerly. “Colonel Cathcart gave up the idea himself once he realized enlisted men pray to the same God as officers.”
“He didwhat?” exclaimed the officer in disbelief.
“What nonsense!” declared the red-faced colonel, and swung away from the chaplain with dignity and annoyance.
“Does he expect us to believe that?” cried the major incredulously.
The officer without insignia chuckled acidly.“Chaplain, aren’t you stretching things a bit far now?” he inquired with a smile that was indulgent and unfriendly.
“But, sir, it’s the truth, sir! I swear it’s the truth.”
“I don’t see how that matters one way or the other,” the officer answered nonchalantly, and reached sideways again toward the open folder filled with papers. “Chaplain, did you say you did believe in God in answer to my question? I don’t remember.”
“Yes, sir. I did say so, sir. I do believe in God.”
“Then that really is very odd, Chaplain, because I have here another affidavit from Colonel Cathcart that states you once told him atheism was not against the law. Do you recall ever making a statement like that to anyone?”
The chaplain nodded without any hesitation, feeling himself on very solid ground now.“Yes, sir, I did make a statement like that. I made it because it’s true. Atheism is not against the law.”
“But that’s still no reason to say so, Chaplain, is it?” the officer chided tartly, frowning, and picked up still one more typewritten, notarized page from the folder. “And here I have another sworn statement from Sergeant Whitcomb that says you opposed his plan of sending letters of condolence over Colonel Cathcart’s signature to the next of kin of men killed or wounded in combat. Is that true?”
“Yes, sir, I did oppose it,” answered the chaplain. “And I’m proud that I did. Those letters are insincere and dishonest. Their only purpose is to bring glory to Colonel Cathcart.”
“But what difference does that make?” replied the officer. “They still bring solace and comfort to the families that receive them, don’t they? Chaplain, I simply can’t understand your thinking process.”
The chaplain was stumped and at a complete loss for a reply. He hung his head, feeling tongue-tied and naive.
The ruddy stout colonel stepped forward vigorously with a sudden idea.“Why don’t we knock his goddam brains out?” he suggested with robust enthusiasm to the others.
“Yes, we could knock his goddam brains out, couldn’t we?” the hawk-faced major agreed. “He’s only an Anabaptist.”
“No, we’ve got to find him guilty first,” the officer without insignia cautioned with a languid restraining wave. He slid lightly to the floor and moved around to the other side of the table, facing the chaplain with both hands pressed flat on the surface. His expression was dark and very stern, square and forbidding. “Chaplain,” he announced with magisterial rigidity, “we charge you formally with being Washington Irving and taking capricious and unlicensed liberties in censoring the letters of officers and enlisted men. Are you guilty or innocent?”
“Innocent, sir.” The chaplain licked dry lips with a dry tongue and leaned forward in suspense on the edge of his chair.
“Guilty,” said the colonel.
“Guilty,” said the major.
“Guilty it is, then,” remarked the officer without insignia, and wrote a word on a page in the folder. “Chaplain,” he continued, looking up, “we accuse you also of the commission of crimes and infractions we don’t even know about yet. Guilty or innocent?”
“I don’t know, sir. How can I say if you don’t tell me what they are?”
“How can we tell you if we don’t know?”
“Guilty,” decided the colonel.
“Sure he’s guilty,” agreed the major. “If they’re his crimes and infractions, he must have committed them.”
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