____ aircraft is about to crash

The Anecdote

____ aircraft is about to crash...

There are five passengers on ___ board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes.

___ first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, ___ best NBA basketball player.

___ Lakers will need me, it would be unfair to them if I died".

So he takes ___ first parachute and jumps.

___ second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am ___ wife of ___ former President of ___ United States.

I am also ___ most dedicated woman in the world, ___ Senator in New York and

America's potential future President. She takes one of ___ parachutes and jumps.

___ third passenger, George W. Bush, says "I am ___ President of ___ United States

of America. I have ___ huge responsibility in world politics.

And apart from that, I am ___ most intelligent President in ___history of

___ country and I have ___ responsibility to my people not to die".

So, he takes ___ parachute and jumps.

___ fourth passenger, ___ Pope, says to ___ fifth passenger, ___ ten year old

schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as ___ good person

and ___ priest, so I will give you ___ last parachute".

___ boy replies "No problem, there is also ___ parachute for you.

America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."

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