[track 1]
Somewhere in the Caribbean Sea… Melee Island
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Lookout point
[track 2 фоном]
Guybrush: Hi, My name`s Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!
Lookout: Yikes! Don`t sneak up on to me like that!
Guybrush: Err, I`m over this way
Lookout: Ah, well, then, Driftfeed
Guybrush: Threepwood, Guybrush THREEPWOOD
Lookout: I see. So, you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector. But if you are serious about pirating, go talk to the pirate leaders, you`ll find them in the Scumm Bar.
Guybrush: Gosh, Thanks, I`ll do that. Buy now. I`m off to seek my fortune!
Lookout: Good Luck.
Guybrush: Um... Where did you say those pirate leaders were?
Lookout: The SCUMM BAR
Guybrush: Right. Thanks.
The Scumm Bar
Important-looking pirate 2: What be ye wantin`, boy?
Guybrush: Er, I want to be pirate
Important-looking pirate 1: So what?
Important-looking pirate 2: Why bother us?
Important-looking pirate 3: Hey don`t forget we are short on help because of this whole LeChuck thing
Important-looking pirate 1: So?
Important-looking pirate 3: So, no pirates means no swag, and no swag means no grog, and we are getting dangerously low on grog
Important-looking pirate 1: Hmm… Do you have any special skills?
Guybrush: I can hold my breath for ten minutes!
Important-looking pirate 1: Well… All right, but you don`t become a pirate just by ASKING
Important-looking pirate 3: You`ll have to go through…
Important-looking pirate 1 and 2 and 2: The Three Trials(the same time)
Guybrush: Er… What three trials are those?
Important-looking pirate 2: There are three trials every pirate must pass.
Important-looking pirate 1: You must master the sword…
Important-looking pirate 2: …And the Art of thievery…
Important-looking pirate 3: …And the quest.
Important-looking pirate 2: The what?
Important-looking pirate 3: Treasure huntin`, ya sea urchin!(with reproach)
Important-looking pirate 2: Right. You must prove yourself in each of these three areas: swordplay, thievery, and, er, treasure huntery. Then return with the proof that you`ve done it.
Important-looking pirate 1: And then ye must drink grog with us
Important-looking pirate 1 and 2 and 3: Grog!!!(the same time)
Guybrush: What`s in that grog stuff, anyway?
Important-looking pirate 2: Grog is a secret mixture which contains onе or more of the following:
Important-looking pirate 1: Kerosene
Important-looking pirate 2: Propylene glycol
Important-looking pirate 3: Artificial sweeteners
Important-looking pirate 1: Sulphuric acid
Important-looking pirate 2: rum
Important-looking pirate 3: acetone
Important-looking pirate 1: red dye no.2
Important-looking pirate 2: scumm
Important-looking pirate 3: axle grease
Important-looking pirate 1: battery acid
Important-looking pirate 2: and/or peperoni. As you can probably imagine, it`s most of the caustic, volatile substances known to man
Important-looking pirate 1: The stuff eats right through these mugs and the cook is losing a fortune replacing them
Important-looking pirate 1 and 2 and 2:Har! Har! Har!
Guybrush: Yikes, sounds tasty, I`ll just be running along now
Important-looking pirate 1: Leave us to our grog.
Important-looking pirate 2: Come back later and tell us how you`re doing
[track 3]
PAUSE Meanwhile…
Author: Deep beneath Monkey Island, the ghost pirate LeChuck`s ship lies anchored in a river of lava
[Track 4(фоном)]
Dead pirate: Captain LeChuck… sir… I…
LeChuck: Ah… There`s nothing like the hot winds of hell blowing in your face
Dead pirate: No sir… Nothing like it… ah... sir… I…
LeChuck: It`s days like this that makes you glad to be dead.
Dead pirate: Oh, yes sir…glad to be dead…
LeChuck: Ye are glad to be dead, RIGHT?
Dead pirate: Oh yes sir. I feel so lucky that you happened to capture my ship, then murdered me and everyone on board…yes sir… lucky
LeChuck: Glad to hear it. Now what was it you disturbed me for?
Dead pirate: Ah… yes sir…well, you see, we might have a problem on Melee Island.
LeChuck: PROBLEM?!? What possible problem could there be!? I`ve got those sissy pirates so scared of the sea they`re afraid to take a bath!
Dead pirate: Well…There seem to be a new pirate in town. Actually, he`s a pirate wannabe. Young. Inexperienced. Probably nothing to worry `bout. Don`t know why I bothered you with it. I`ll have him taken care of myself.
LeChuck: Wait! I`ll handle this… personally. My plans are too important to be messed up by amateurs.
Dead pirate: Yes sir.
Governor`s Marley home
[Guybrush is steeling the idol(the first trail) from the governor`s Marley home]
Author: A young almost pirate Guybrush Threepwood lolled deadly piranha poodles to sleep which secured Governor`s house
[Track 5]
Fester: This looks like the job for Fester Shinetop!
Pause
Guybrush: I`ve got the idol. It`s time to went away.
Fester: But I`m not done with you yet!
Guybrush: Uh-oh
Fester: Thought you could get out of here with the idol of Many Hands, did you?
Guybrush: Look, I can explain…
Fester: So can I- You poisoned the Governor`s pet poodles…
Guybrush: They`re just sleeping!
Fester: …broke into her house…
Guybrush: The door was unlocked!
Fester: …and stole one of her most valuable pieces of art!
Guybrush: No, you`ve got all wrong!
Fester: Oh really? Well, let`s hear your explanation.
Guybrush: I was just taking it out for a walk.
Fester: Ha!
Elaine: What`s going on here?
Fester: I cought this hoodlum making off with your idol, Governor.
He says he was just taking it out for a walk.
Elaine: Well, isn`t that nice of him.
Fester: What?
Elaine: You heard me, Fester.
The real question is, how did he get in here while you were on guard?
Fester: I…uh
Elaine: Just go away Fester
I can handle this.
Fester: Hmpf! I`ll deal with later.(to Guybrush)
Elaine: Sorry about him. He`s new. I`m Governor Marley…
Governor Elaine Marley.
Taking out my idol out for a little breather, were you?
Guybrush: Gee…
Elaine: Relax, Mr. Threepwood. I know why you`re here.
Believe me, you`re not the first who`s tried.
Although, I have to admit, not many get as far as you have.
Guybrush: Jeepers…
Elaine: My lookout told me of your arrival.
I`ve wanted to meet you ever since I heard your fascinating name.
Tell me, Guybrush, why do you want to be a pirate?
You don`t look like one.
Your face is too…sweet.
Guybrush: Mrnckl.
Elaine: I see… Well, you`re obviously not in the mood for idle chitchat, are you?
I suppose you`ve got many more exciting things to do.
I won`t take up any more of your time, Mr. Threepwood.
Guybrush: Bgglw!...Mfrnkf?... Dmnkly…
-sigh-
I really wish I knew how to talk to women.
[Gouvernor exits]
Fester: Where do you think you`re going, Throomwald?
Guybrush: You know, it`s not too late for us to make up and be friends.
Fester: Yeah… And it`s also not too late for me to kill you and still make it to the bar for happy hour.
Guybrush:Uh-oh
[Guybrush and Fester are standing on pier. Guybrush is binded to the idol(Гайбруш привязан к идолу)]
[Track 6]
Fester: This is the end of the road, my little pantalooned pal.
Your troublemaking days on Melee Island are over.
My plans for the Governor are far too important…and much to near completion…
…to risk letting a would-be pirate like you get In the way.
So long Mr. Spicecake, or Droopface, or whatever your name is.
This might actually turn out to be a pretty good day.
[Track 7] сделать слайд в стиле все кончено, конец, герой мертв(The End.), выдержать паузу
[Fester drops the idol into water. Guybrush saved his own life]
[Track 8]
Guybrush: Well, that wasn`t so hard.
Now, all I have to do is get these fish out of my pants.
[Elaine appears]
[Track 9 фоном]
Elaine: You`re alive!
Guybrush: Governor!
Elain: Hey, you can talk! Who`d have known?
Guybrush: What are YOU doing here? Come to finish the job?
Elaine: No, I came down here to save your life.
Fester wasn`t acting on MY orders when he threw you in there.
Guybrush: You came down here to rescue me?
I didn`t even think you liked me.
Elaine: Well, our first meeting was a little awkward…
You seemed to have trouble forming complete sentences.
But, then again, so do most of my citizens.
Guybrush: But I`m not one of your citizens…
…I`m just a drifter, a nobody, a would-be pirate.
Who would have known, or even cared, if you`d let me drown?
Elaine: I would have, Guybrush
[Track 10]
Guybrush: Oh, Governor…
Elaine: Oh, Threepwood…
Guybrush: Oh, Elaine!
Elaine: Oh, Guybrush!
Guybrush: Love muffin!
Elaine: Sugar boots!
Guybrush: Honey pumpkin!
Elaine: Plunder bunny!
Guybrush: Kiss me!
Elaine: No! We mustn`t!
Guybrush: What?
Elaine: Not here, where everyone can see us.
Guybrush: Why? Are you ashamed of me?
Elaine: No, no, it`s not that at all…
It`s just that many of these pirates have made advances toward me.
And to avoid hurting their feelings, I`ve always told them that my father made me promise never to fall in love with a pirate. If they see us together, they`ll know I was lying.
Guybrush: Ok then, let`s go to your place.
Elaine: Okay. But finish your trials first.
I don`t want you to be…preoccupied.
Guybrush: But…
I feel this sudden urge to complete the trials…quickly.
[Track 11]
[Guybrush wandering the streets]
Citizen of Melee: Excuse me, but do you have a cousin named Sven?
Guybrush: No, but I once had a barber named Dominique.
Citizen of Melee: Close enough. Let`s talk business.
You want to buy a map to the Legendary Lost Treasure of Melee Island?
Only one in existence. Rare. Very rare. Only 100 pieces of eight…
Guybrush: Oh… Ok. Here`s your money
Citizen of Melee: Good. Now get lost
Becoming a master of sword
[Guybrush finds Charles`s home]
[Music stops]
Guybrush: I think, I will knock. I`d only be polite.
Charles: What do you want, you wimpy little spineless maggot?
Guybrush: Could you train me to be better than the Sword Master?
Charles: Better than the Sword Master? You? Ha ha ha!
You could never be HALF the sword fighter Carla is.
Even with ours of hard work and sweating blood.
I remember fighting side-by-side with Carla at Port Royal…
…the local constabulary had us cornered!
It looked like we were done for, but then she said-but I digress…
You just don`t have what it takes.
Guybrush: I do so have what it takes!
Charles: You do not!
Guybrush: I do so!
Charles: You do not!
Guybrush: I do so!
Charles: I like your spirit. I`ll do what I can. Of course… it`ll cost you.
Did you see my sign?
I usually charge 30 pieces of eight for a BIG job like this one.
What have you got?
Guybrush: I`ve got 30 pieces of eight.
Charles: Say no more, say no more. Let`s see your sword.
Guybrush: Ok, check it out.
Charles: Yes, this is a nice one. Let`s get to it.
OK, ya maggot…
…why don`t you whip that sword out and let`s see what you can do with it.
Boy! You fight like a dairy farmer!
I usually don`t waste my time with vermin like yourself.
But seeing as this LeChuck thing has put a cramp on business. I`ve got no choice…
…I need the money.
Come at me. Don`t be afraid, you won`t hurt me.
Use your forte against the foible.
No! Beat first, then lunge.
Watch your footwork.
Distance! Distance!
Not bad. You have good form.
Now I`m gonna let you in on the true secret of sword fighting.
Sword fighting is kinda like making love
It`s not always what you do, but what you say.
Any fool pirate can swing a sharp piece of metal around and hope to cut something…
…but the professionals…
…they know just when to cut their opponent with an insult…
…one that catches them off guard.
You see, kid, your wit`s got to be twice as sharp as your sword.
Let`s try a couple of insults out, shall we?
Okay…imagine this:
We`re fighting like a storm…just like Carla and I were doing at Port Royal.
There`s a sudden break in the fighting and I say to you…
…“You fight like a dairy farmer.”
You respond with?
Guybrush: So is your mother.
Charles: I can see we`ve got a lot work to do here.
You should have responded with something like…
…”How appropriate. You fight like cow.”
You see… It`s razor-sharp wit like that that wins fights.
Let`s try another. Imagine this: You`re trapped up against a wall…
…my sword just slashed two cuts into your face.
I say…”Soon you`ll be wearing my sword like a shish-kabob!”
You respond with?
Guybrush: Oh yeah?
Charles: I can see we`re in deep trouble here.
<sigh>
A correct response to...”Soon you`ll be wearing my sword like a shish-kabob!”…
…would have been something like…
…”First you`d better stop waving it around like feather duster.”
See…Razor-sharp!
Now I suggest you go out there and defeat Master of Sword
Guybrush: Oh, If only I knew where the Master of Sword is.
I`d better do the treasure hunting, at least I have a map
Let`s take a look
It`s a very strange map
Oh, guess I know where is it.
[Track 12]- Сон
Wooh, I reached X mark place
Fight with the Sword Master and Treasure Hunting
Carla: My name is Carla. I`m the Master of Sword. This treasure is mine.
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Guybrush: My name is Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare to die.
Soon you`ll be wearing my sword like a shish-kebab!
Carla: First, you`d better stop waving it like feather-duster.
Carla: You make me wanna puke.
Guybrush: You make me think that someone already did.
Guybrush: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Carla: I`m shaking, I`m shaking
Guybrush: You fight like a dairy farmer.
Carla: Oh yeah?
[Music stops]
I give up. You Win
Well…I hope you`re happy.
You can go back and brag to all your friends about how you beat the Sword Master.
You will need a proof…
Here this should convince them.
Guybrush: The T-sirt says “I beat the Sword Master
[Track 14]
Guybrush: It`s time digged up this treasure.
Author: Hours pass.
Guybrush: Oh it`s a T-shirt. Not my size, but a nice one nonetheless
it says“I found the Treasure of Melee Island and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!”
Well, I guess I should put all this dirt back know
Author: More hours pass.
Guybrush: I should come back to the pirate leaders, and show them my achivements
Elaine Kidnapped
Guybrush: I`m so confused
Lookout: Hey! What are you doing just standing around?
The Governor`s been kidnapped!
Guybrush: What? By whom?
Lookout: LeChuck`s got her on that ship that just sailed off.
I`m afraid we have seen the last of her.
Guybrush: I`ll go get a crew and a ship and go rescue her!
Lookout: That`s not going to be easy, you know.
LeChuck is taken the Governor back to his hideout on Monkey Island.
I`m afraid that no pirate on this island is brave enough to follow him there.
But, hey, good luck.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot…They left this note.
You can have it, but I don`t think you`ll like what it says.
Guybrush[reading the note]: Attention, pirates of Melee:
Your Governor is alive and well and by my side as she was always meant to be.
If you try to find us you will only meet with horrifying disaster.
Yours truly, Captain LeChuck.
Meanwhile
Author: Having just returned from Melee, LeChuck and his crew find their old holding place in the underground rivers of Monkey Island and drop anchor.
[Track 15]
Dead pirate: Captain, sir…
I just stopped by to congratulate you on your kidnapping mission.
Captain? Are you all right?
LeChuck: NEVER FELT BETTER!
And how fares our prisoner?
Dead pirate: Ah yes, the prisoner. We had a little trouble…
LeChuck: TROUBLE!
Dead pirate: Nnnnothing to worry about, sir…
…everything`s under control. She escaped a few times…
…But we`ve got her locked up in the brig.
No one`s getting in or out of there.
LeChuck: For your sake I hope not.
With years of planning almost destroyed by my death, I`m not taking any chances now.
Dead pirate: You took care of Mr. Threepwood, then?
LeChuck: Guybrush Threepwood will not be a problem.
Now go check on the root.
Dead pirate: Aye aye, captain.
Scumm Bar 2
[Track 16]
Guybrush: Hello brave enough pirates, You all know me and I know you.
Our pretty Governor Marley was kidnapped by evil ghost pirate LeChuck
Others: Ahh, LeChuck!
Guybrush: We must save the Governor and defeat LeChuck.
All such as are of my opinion lift up their hands.
Great, Let`s do this.
[Guybrush and his team are sailing to Monkey Island and
Singing song a pirate I was meant to be]
[Track 17]
[Track 18]-появление каннибалов
[Track 19-фон]
Guybrush: Hey you`re cannibals?!
Cannibal 1: Well, yes. Although, lately we`ve been trying to stay away from red meat.
Cannnibal 2: Only, for health reasons. We`re still as vicious as ever
Cannibal 1: Especially with tourists who try to steal our stuff for souvenirs.
Cannibal 1: Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
Guybrush: Don`t eat me! I`m a mighty pirate!
Cannibal 1: That means his skin will be leathery and his meat tough and stringy.
You are of no use to us, nutritionally speaking, but…
If you had some sort of offering for us…
…something that we could pass on to the Great Monkey…
Well?
Guybrush: Well, I have the greatest treasure of Melee island, The Idol of Many Hands.
Cannibal 1: He said the idol of Many Hands
Cannibal 2: I hope so
Cannibal 1: Could repeat what are you going to offer to us?
Guybrush: Er… The Idol of Many Hands
Cannibal 1: Yes…
Cannibal 2: Ok, We won`t eat you
Guybrush: Great, can you help me? I`m looking for somebody
Cannibal 1: Here? On Monkey Island?
Cannibal 2: We`re the only people living on Monkey Island.
Cannibal 1: Well, the only civilized people.
Guybrush: That`s okay. The people I`m looking for aren`t civilized.
Cannibal 1: Oh yeah. THOSE guys.
Guybrush: Then you`ve seen the ghost pirate LeChuck and his cadaverous crew?
Cannibal 2: Yes, we have.
Cannibal 1: Normally, when we have problems with the undead,
We just cook up our standard potion of exorcism and be done with it.
Guybrush: Give me the potion! I`ll use it on LeChuck!
Cannibal 1: Here it is! Root beer.
Guybrush: Wow root beer. But where`s the potion?
Cannibal 1: This is the potion. One squirt of that stuff and the ectoplasm really hits the fan!
Cannibal 2: And, if you have any left over, it`s delicious with a little vanilla ice cream.
Good luck.
Guybrush: Thanks.
LeChuck`s Ship
Author: After some more furious paddling…
[Track 20]-фон
Dead pirate: Hello sir, do you have an invitation to the wedding?
Guybrush: Wedding, what whedding?
Dead pirate: LeChuck is marrying the Governor of Melee Island.
Guybrush: But how will they…Could I interest you in some root beer, sir?
Dead pirate: Oh no, you killed me. Two times for one life, I think it`s too much.
Guybrush: I`ve got to stop that wedding!! I`ve got to save Elaine!
[Track 21]
Ghost Priest: …if there be any man with reason that these two…
…er…people should not be united in blissful matrimony…
…let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
Guybrush: STOP THE WEDDING!!! [Music stops]
LeChuck: Hey! Who`s that?
You!
Guybrush: Please don’t` kill me.
LeChuck: Give me one good reason why I shouldn`t kill ye.
Guybrush: Governor!
LeChuck: Governor!
Ghost Priest: Governor?
LeChuck: What`s going on?
Elaine: Oh, Guybrush, you mad fool!
I`m impressed that you came to rescue me, but it really wasn`t necessary.
I had everything well in hand.
Unfortunately, your arrival has made it necessary for me to tip my hand early
LeChuck:…how…who…but…what…
Guybrush: How did you manage to escape?
Elaine: Oh, that was easy. LeChuck is a bozo,
LeChuck: Hey!
Elaine: and lots of his crew members were friends of mine, when they were alive.
Guybrush: If you`re here, then who`s that in the dress?
What?
Elaine: Don`t scare her! She has my ghost-zapping root beer bottle!
Guybrush: Oh, I`ll get it! …oops…
Elaine: Nice going, Guybrush.
Now I`ve got to chase her down to get my voodoo root beer back.
Guybrush: but…I…er…hey
LeChuck: You dared to come here and confront me!
I can`t believe your audacity!
Guybrush: Well, I can`t believe your stupidity.
LeChuck: Yeah? Well, I can`t believe your frivolity.
Guybrush: Well, I can`t believe your enormity.
LeChuck: Yeah? Well, I can`t believe your mobility.
Guybrush: Well, I can`t believe your felicity.
LeChuck: Yeah? Well, I can`t believe your fragility.
Guybrush: well, I can`t believe your validity.
LeChuck: I grow tired of you.
Guybrush: Er…say, now…let`s not be hasty…
[Fight and Guybrush defeat LeChuck with Magic Root Beer]
Epilogue
[Romantic music]
Guybrush: Yikes! Don`t sneak up on me like that!
Elaine: Sorry.
Guybrush: That`s OK.
You know, LeChuck was a deviant, obnoxious, slithery, creepy-crawly sort of a guy, but I`ll say one thing for him…
Elaine: What`s that?
Guybrush: He sure looks nice exploding against the night sky.
Elaine: Yes, it`s very romantic. Can I buy you a root beer?
Guybrush: Sure. At least I learned something from all of this…
Elaine: What`s that?
Guybrush: How to deal with frustration, disappointment, and irritating cynicism.
Elaine: That sounds like something my husband would say.
The End
[Final music]
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