Dr. Finkel is an inventor. He has just designed a new machine. The machine can change people. His assistant, Boris, is going to try the machine for the first time.

Dr. Finkel's Invention

Dr. Finkel is an inventor. He has just designed a new machine. The machine can change people. His assistant, Boris, is going to try the machine for the first time.

Boris: Is it safe, doctor?

Finkel: Oh, yes. Yes, of course it is, Boris.

Finkel: I am afraid, doctor.

Boris: Nonsense! This machine is going to change you! You are going to be a better person, Boris. Stronger! Uh, thinner! Healthier! Happier!

Finkel: I am happy now, doctor.

Boris: Well, you are going to be happier. And more intelligent.

Finkel: I'm intelligent now, doctor.

Boris: Uh, yes. Well, you are less intelligent than I am, Boris. Just get into the machine…

Finkel: But, doctor… ooh! Uh! … Wah! Wah!

Boris: Hmm. Yes. And younger, too. Sorry about that, Boris.

Finkel: Mommy! I want my mommy....